Here's Johnny!

[Lucas113]

Why are you out here in your dressing gown at 3am?

Painted green and purple.

 

[GenHellspawn]

What color is your house?

Oranges, covered with salt.

 

[Piemaster]

What do I have for dinner every day?

Because I said so.

 

[Xhumed]

Why do I have to put on a purple thing and dance around?


Max Payne

 

[Jamanticus]

Do I need even more reasons why video games shouldn't be turned into movies?

Ribs.

 

[Reasonable Doubt]

What are the bones called that protect your heart and lungs?

Family Guy.

 

[ElephantGuts]

What are you watching?

SARS.

 

[Murrah]

What illness do you have?

Bunnies!

 

[Lucas113]

What did I have for breakfast?

23 feet, 7 inches.

 

[jackanderson]

How much is a good guess as to how big I would be in 5 years time?

Bob The Builder: Race To The Finish

 

[Lucas113]

What film is outselling Quantum of Solace five to one?

The Hanging Gardens of Babylon.

 

[chomesuke]

What is the result of too much smoking the magical herbs from babylon's garden?

Midget-Porn.

 

[Damien the Pigeon]

What scarred me for life?

Five, nine, give or take.

 

[Mr. Fister]

How much should I bet at the tracks?

A loaf of milk, a stick of bread, and a gallon of butter.

 

[Lucas113]

What do you get when you order your groceries online?

That gunk you get in the corner of your eyes when you wake up.

 

[Damien the Pigeon]

What's the recipe for Gargamel's favorite soup?

One less goat

 

[SpiritCorsair]

What was the difference between Osama bin Laden's bachelor party and the last funeral he attended?

Three coins in the fountain.

 

[Murrah]

Where and what do I have to throw in to make me good at Fable 2? Hope that made sense

Carrot Juice.

 

[Damien the Pigeon]

What is the secret to everlasting life and perfect vision?

A violin without its strings.

 

[Lucas113]

What is the best kind of violin? (Yes, I'm a woodwind player...)

The third turn on the right.