Here's Johnny!

Murrah · Nov 2, 2008

Where is your Bunny house?

2-3 times in a row.

Reasonable Doubt · Nov 2, 2008

How many times have you gotten DUI's?

Ron "Motherfucking" Pearlman.

Johnn Johnston · Nov 2, 2008

Who is the only person able to best Ron "Fuckmothering" Pearlman in a fight?

Maltesers in twelve.

Jharry5 · Nov 2, 2008

Can I go to the zoo?

2 slices of pizza and a jaffa cake

Lucas113 · Nov 2, 2008

What am I going to have for breakfast tomorrow?

A shot of vodka, one of cointreau, one of grenadine and two of battery acid.

Damien the Pigeon · Nov 2, 2008

What is the recipe for the Powerpuff Girls?

About half a loaf.

ElephantGuts · Nov 3, 2008

How much bread will this buy me?

Anal seepage.

tomdavi · Nov 3, 2008

Is it a bird, is it a plane, no it's..?

The largest sausage in the world.

Damien the Pigeon · Nov 3, 2008

What is Bavaria's greatest tourist attraction?

Biscuit dough

Lucas113 · Nov 3, 2008

What are the hands of the world's greatest thief made from? (Yay H*R!)

A pink silk tie with lime green stripes.

Omnidum · Nov 3, 2008

What is the ultimate party accessory?

Bonktality [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBrFTDGjSVw&feature=related].

Damien the Pigeon · Nov 3, 2008

Lucas113 said:
What are the hands of the world's greatest thief made from? (Yay H*R!)

A pink silk tie with lime green stripes.

High-five for the reference! Now back to the game...

What do you do to Tality if Tality has been bad?

Jumper cables

ElephantGuts · Nov 4, 2008

What could I really, really, REALLY use right now?

Half a deer.

Damien the Pigeon · Nov 4, 2008

What was that in Janitor's van?

A flying hippo.

ElephantGuts · Nov 4, 2008

What lets me know I need to calm down with the acid?

Geometry.

Pentarch · Nov 4, 2008

What I failed last year.

An African or European swallow?

Lucas113 · Nov 4, 2008

I know what you want, but I'm not going to give it to you. Surrealism should not be parroted!

What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

The clutch pedal of an Aston Martin DBS.

Damien the Pigeon · Nov 4, 2008

What is the final part I need for my giant Death Ray?

An elderberry

jackanderson · Nov 4, 2008

What shrub is smarter than George W. Bush?

MyLol.net

chomesuke · Nov 4, 2008

Where is the largest concentration of yahtzee-fan-boys ever to be found?

Beastiality.