Bizzaro Stormy New member Oct 19, 2011 829 0 0 May 8, 2015 #721 Barbas said: I know what evil lurks in the hearts of men. Click to expand... I don't know if that's more awesome or creepy.
Barbas said: I know what evil lurks in the hearts of men. Click to expand... I don't know if that's more awesome or creepy.
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 May 8, 2015 #722 Bizzaro Stormy said: I am ruthless. I will kill a man and I will kill a dog and also a baby. Click to expand... K.
Bizzaro Stormy said: I am ruthless. I will kill a man and I will kill a dog and also a baby. Click to expand... K.
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 May 10, 2015 #723 TizzytheTormentor said: My AK! Where's my fucking AK?! Click to expand... Y'all shoulda bought American. Now it's too laaate!
TizzytheTormentor said: My AK! Where's my fucking AK?! Click to expand... Y'all shoulda bought American. Now it's too laaate!
Twintix New member Jun 28, 2014 1,023 0 0 May 10, 2015 #724 Barbas said: Y'all shoulda bought Häagen-Dazs! Click to expand... Nah mate, I prefer Ben&Jerry's. Or home-made.
Barbas said: Y'all shoulda bought Häagen-Dazs! Click to expand... Nah mate, I prefer Ben&Jerry's. Or home-made.
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 May 10, 2015 #725 Twintix said: I put peanut butter in my ice cream! Click to expand... How strange; I put mine in my mouth.
Twintix said: I put peanut butter in my ice cream! Click to expand... How strange; I put mine in my mouth.
tilmoph Gone Gonzo Jun 11, 2013 922 0 0 May 10, 2015 #726 Barbas said: How strange; I put mine in my armpit. Click to expand... That sounds unpleasant. And sticky.
Barbas said: How strange; I put mine in my armpit. Click to expand... That sounds unpleasant. And sticky.
Twintix New member Jun 28, 2014 1,023 0 0 May 10, 2015 #727 TizzytheTormentor said: Gha! I fucked up! D: Click to expand... I can tell, you scrub. D<
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 May 11, 2015 #728 Twintix said: Today I realized my dream of being a very hungry caterpillar. I will consume all salads on Earth. Click to expand... Nooooo, my perfect Waldorf! That was destined for the mayor's barbecue!
Twintix said: Today I realized my dream of being a very hungry caterpillar. I will consume all salads on Earth. Click to expand... Nooooo, my perfect Waldorf! That was destined for the mayor's barbecue!
Twintix New member Jun 28, 2014 1,023 0 0 May 11, 2015 #729 Barbas said: Twintix said: Today I realized my dream of being a very hungry caterpillar. I will consume all salads on Earth. Click to expand... Nooooo, I'm a perfect Waldorf! Don't eat me! Click to expand... TRY TO STOP ME!
Barbas said: Twintix said: Today I realized my dream of being a very hungry caterpillar. I will consume all salads on Earth. Click to expand... Nooooo, I'm a perfect Waldorf! Don't eat me! Click to expand... TRY TO STOP ME!
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 May 11, 2015 #730 Twintix said: TRY TO STOP ME FROM EATING YOUR FIRSTBORN! Click to expand... That sounds oddly Scandinavian.
Twintix said: TRY TO STOP ME FROM EATING YOUR FIRSTBORN! Click to expand... That sounds oddly Scandinavian.
Twintix New member Jun 28, 2014 1,023 0 0 May 12, 2015 #731 Barbas said: Twintix said: TRY TO STOP ME FROM EATING YOUR FIRSTBORN! Click to expand... That sounds sexy. Click to expand... Uh, whatever floats your boat?
Barbas said: Twintix said: TRY TO STOP ME FROM EATING YOUR FIRSTBORN! Click to expand... That sounds sexy. Click to expand... Uh, whatever floats your boat?
tilmoph Gone Gonzo Jun 11, 2013 922 0 0 May 12, 2015 #732 Twintix said: Wanna do it on my boat? Click to expand... ...How big is the boat?
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 May 12, 2015 #733 Twintix said: Don't make me park this longboat up your ass, pal! Click to expand... tilmoph said: Does anyone have any boat lubricant? Click to expand...
Twintix said: Don't make me park this longboat up your ass, pal! Click to expand... tilmoph said: Does anyone have any boat lubricant? Click to expand...
Twintix New member Jun 28, 2014 1,023 0 0 May 13, 2015 #734 Dirty Cop James funs said: Barbas said: Look, Funs, all I want is booty. If ya ain't giving the booty, I shall take the booty. And believe me, you don't want me to take it by force. Click to expand... Noooo, don't hurt me! Please! You can do anything you want with me, but please don't hurt me! Click to expand... Not into BDSM, huh?
Dirty Cop James funs said: Barbas said: Look, Funs, all I want is booty. If ya ain't giving the booty, I shall take the booty. And believe me, you don't want me to take it by force. Click to expand... Noooo, don't hurt me! Please! You can do anything you want with me, but please don't hurt me! Click to expand... Not into BDSM, huh?
tilmoph Gone Gonzo Jun 11, 2013 922 0 0 May 13, 2015 #735 Dirty Cop James funs said: What the?! Lady, I just accidentally bumped into you! ....with my dick. Click to expand... Why was it out to begin with.
Dirty Cop James funs said: What the?! Lady, I just accidentally bumped into you! ....with my dick. Click to expand... Why was it out to begin with.
Twintix New member Jun 28, 2014 1,023 0 0 May 14, 2015 #736 tilmoph said: Dirty Cop James funs said: What the?! Lady, I just accidentally bumped into you! ....with my dick. Click to expand... Can I touch it? Click to expand... Wha-Why would you ask a question like that, you pervert?!
tilmoph said: Dirty Cop James funs said: What the?! Lady, I just accidentally bumped into you! ....with my dick. Click to expand... Can I touch it? Click to expand... Wha-Why would you ask a question like that, you pervert?!
tilmoph Gone Gonzo Jun 11, 2013 922 0 0 May 14, 2015 #737 Twintix said: tilmoph said: Dirty Cop James funs said: What the?! Lady, I just accidentally bumped into you! ....with my dick. Click to expand... Can I touch it? Click to expand... Why would you even ask first, you prude?! Click to expand... Some people consider it polite.
Twintix said: tilmoph said: Dirty Cop James funs said: What the?! Lady, I just accidentally bumped into you! ....with my dick. Click to expand... Can I touch it? Click to expand... Why would you even ask first, you prude?! Click to expand... Some people consider it polite.
Fijiman I am THE PANTS! Legacy Dec 1, 2011 16,509 0 1 May 15, 2015 #738 Dirty Cop James funs said: I am made of tentacles! Click to expand... Good for you.
Bizzaro Stormy New member Oct 19, 2011 829 0 0 May 16, 2015 #739 Dirty Cop James funs said: Fijiman said: Dirty Cop James funs said: I am made of tentacles! Click to expand... Damn it! I knew I should not wore that School Girl costume! Click to expand... That's my costume you *****! Click to expand... You two could share it.
Dirty Cop James funs said: Fijiman said: Dirty Cop James funs said: I am made of tentacles! Click to expand... Damn it! I knew I should not wore that School Girl costume! Click to expand... That's my costume you *****! Click to expand... You two could share it.
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Jun 22, 2015 #740 Bizzaro Stormy said: You two can shove it! Click to expand...
