Hey! I didn't say that!

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Eeeew, chocolate pudding! You're stupid for liking it!

Hey buddy, I don't criticise your taste in food, so lay off it! D<

That's not what your supposed to do with Lays. UGH!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I eat raw chicken

Gross dude. I know you're a dragon but you've got the option to cook before arrival! D:

 

[Barbas]

Gross dude. I know you're a dragon but you've got to stop charging your massive dildo purchases to my account.

Ohhh boy, here we go again...

 

[Twintix]

Drink ocean water every day!

No thanks. That sounds gross.

 

[Barbas]

Big bear asses are on the television!

Sorry, but I'm watching uncomfortable and frustrated giraffe sex right now.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Sorry, but I'm watching uncomfortable and frustrated giraffe sex right now.

Do I even need to say anything?

 

[Barbas]

Do I even need to say anything? Ba doop a boop doop.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Do I even need to say anything?

I am so incoherent

Don't worry, you are not alone there.

 

[Barbas]

Don't worry, you're never alone as long as me and the woman in the attic are here!

Consider me reassured.

 

[Twintix]

Don't worry, you're never alone as long as me and the woman in the attic are here!

Consider me reassured. Time for a threesome!

Barbas, please learn some restraint! o////o'

 

[Barbas]

Barbas, would you please fetch the restraints?

Yes.

 

[Twintix]

Barbas, would you please fetch the restraints?

What? What's wrong with you?! Why would you ask that?!

What are you imagining? When I say "restraints", I mean a leash for my grandparents' dog. I'm taking her out for a walk.

 

[Barbas]

Yes, the restraints. I'm going to ride this ***** like there's no tomorrow.

Can this not wait until after Gran-Gran's left?

 

[Rasputin1]

There's nothing quite like waking up to a breakfast of fried dog, lizard eggs and a glass of tears from the kittens I kicked last night.

I'm sure there really isn't anything quite like that...

 

[Barbas]

Can someone donate an extra bagel?

...Yyyyyes.

 

[Wary Wolf]

Pudding!?! PUDDING?!? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE PUDDING!

Yeah... I can totally handle the pudding.

 

[Barbas]

you are a baby but splatoon is not and if you are going to argue with me suck my fucking dick.

A stunning riposte, and most expertly posted!

 

[Wary Wolf]

Behold my green helmet! All Arguments are now invalid!

Particularly the argument that the helmet makes you look cool

 

[Barbas]

Behold my green helmet! All Arguments are now invalid!

Suck mah helmet, boyo!

Oh dear...

 

[Wary Wolf]

Suck mah helmet, boyo!

Oh dear. Your helmet appears to be rather small, and I don't think that the colour is healthy. You might want to seek professional help for that.

I thought it didn't look normal. Thanks for the advice. I'll go book an appointment at the sexual health clinic now.