Hey! I didn't say that!

[Fijiman]

Everybody sing the Pingas song with me!

How about no.

 

[username sucks]

When life gives you lemons, NO.

That's deep, man.

 

[Teoes]

I got second-knuckle deep last night when I was hunting for boogers.

How is that even possible?

 

[EeveeElectro]

LET'S ALL ARGUE IN THE FRONT GARDEN.

HEY YOU I'M CLASSIER THAN THAT, LETS GO TO SOMEONE ELSE'S GARDEN.

 

[Kitsune Hunter]

I like to throw buckets of cold water on people that walk by my house, because it makes me feel good.

Now that's just being rude

 

[Neuromancer]

Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo,
Teoes pathice et cinaede Morsomk!

Cui caput dolet, omnia membra languent.

 

[Barbas]

LIBERATE VOS EX INFERIS

Oh good, now he's been possessed. Are there any free chaplains in the forum?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I paid good money for this avatar!

I hope you did, I'm jealous!

 

[Teoes]

I'm too fucking lazy to change my avatar for the festive period.

At least I put in some effort. I'm disappointed in you.

 

[Neuromancer]

I changed my avatar because I approve of rampant capitalism and rampant speculation.

One day the poor will have nothing left to eat but the rich.

 

[Teoes]

I'm a miserable bastard.

Yeah, but I love you anyway.

 

[Neuromancer]

Fuck you and your anarchist bullshit.

We may have ideoligical differences, but I love you anyway.

 

[EeveeElectro]

I love you!

I love you too! ♥

Awwwww, getting in the festive spirit!

 

[Fijiman]

I smell of elder berries and burning plastic.

I hope you have lots of soap and air freshener.

 

[Neuromancer]

Look at them loving each other. Awwww

I'm so fucking jealous I can't go out with hot studs like them.

There are many studs out there, waiting for you to get them smashed and then penetrated.

 

[Teoes]

Fiji and Eevee need to back the fuck out of this thread so I can keep up the hot Teoes cyber.

Whilst I applaud your dedication to a good cause and whilst I'm not fat, there's plenty of room on the A-Train for others to hop aboard for a ride. Don't be mean to Fiji and Eevee - they're more than welcome to a length of me too.

 

[Neuromancer]

Hey, Neuro, listen, man, it isn't working between us. Everyday I see hot tasty backsides that I wanna get a load of but I can't because I feel guilty for cheating on you. I'm too lusty to remain chained with a single partner, so peace, dawg.

First Morsomk, and now you? You know what, FINE. Your abysmal perfomance made me wanna get out of it anyway! And before you say anything, I faked ALL of those orgasms!

 

[Neuromancer]

I, Neuromancer's past self, will kill this thread and start a path of conquest to take over this forum!

As long as I live, my past self, I will not allow you to kill this thread!

 

[someguyfromhell666]

I, Neuromancer's past self, will kill this thread and start a path of conquest to take over this forum!

As long as I live, my past self, I will not allow you to kill this thread. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go have sex with this cactus.

What exactly is it about cacti that turns you on so much? That's just sick.

 

[Barbas]

...Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go have sex with this cactus.

Got room for one more?

Oh, that's it. That is just the absolute limit. I can't even see the line of decency any more from where you've just dumped the discussion.

Spoiler: You are all officially that guy