Hey! I didn't say that!

[someguyfromhell666]

I, Neuromancer's past self, will kill this thread and start a path of conquest to take over this forum!

As long as I live, my past self, I will not allow you to kill this thread. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go have sex with this cactus.

What exactly is it about cacti that turns you on so much? That's just sick.

 

[Barbas]

...Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go have sex with this cactus.

Got room for one more?

Oh, that's it. That is just the absolute limit. I can't even see the line of decency any more from where you've just dumped the discussion.

Spoiler: You are all officially that guy

 

[Teoes]

Come look! Come look! I've got something to show you. It's in here. Here!

I dumped on the rug.

Bad dog! That's a bad dog! Go to your bed.

 

[Fijiman]

Hey buddy, you wanna buy a Rolex?

Teoes! I though you were above selling cheap knock off of fancy watches for money. Go back to selling cheaply made wooden duckies like you used to before I call the cops.

 

[Teoes]

Hello duckie, you're looking fabulous today! I LOVE what you've done with your hair.

Why, thanks snookums! Looking hot yourself. Have you lost weight?

 

[Barbas]

They don't call me The Mile for nothin', boss. Bow-chicka-wow...

I...seeee.....

 

[Barbas]

Get an eyeful of this!

Wow, that's.....what the hell is that???

 

[EeveeElectro]

I really let my girlfriend down

I had to cover the pin prick with cellotape and blow her back up '='

Why don't you just buy a new one?

 

[Neuromancer]

Why didn't your girlfriend whip you into shape?

Eh, Eevee, not every girlfriend is into that.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm afraid of witches!

They can't get you if you close your closet door.

 

[EeveeElectro]

I'd come out of the closet if it weren't so fabulous!

Go on, love!

 

[Neuromancer]

I'm a yaoi fangirl and I am proud of it!

That's cool, do you write fanfics too?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Eevee would love my collection.

How many hard drives do you have?

 

[Barbas]

Looking at Neuro's avatar increases my hard drive. Get it? My Hard. Drive?

You inspire me.

 

[EeveeElectro]

kfgjdg fdfgggffffkflkt ggdp';'r-30i5-3

That's why you can't type with paws!

 

[Dr.Susse]

I will sniff the Sea

Well I do have this salt......

 

[Barbas]

FECK! ARSE! DRINK! GIRLS!

Oh no, not Toilet Duck again...

 

[Neuromancer]

Touch my face. TOUCH! MY! FACE!

Now you're being creepy, dawg.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Touch my face. TOUCH! MY! FACE!

OOOOOH, ME! ME! I'LL TOUCH YOUR HEAD!

I'll leave you two alone.

 

[kailus13]

Touch my face. TOUCH! MY! FACE!

OOOOOH, ME! ME! I'LL TOUCH YOUR HEAD!

LET ME JOIN IN!

Business as usual around here I see.