Hey, i'm new.

[JammasterJG]

exellent Half life reference there

 

[savandicus]

Welcome, i hope you enjoy your stay and remember dont post any extreme opinions on the first page of a thread, always wait till a later page or you'll never survive the flood of quotes.

 

[DazZ.]

Welcome!
Cue the party poppers/confetti!

 

[Soulgaunt]

Welcome to the Escapist, don't forget to use the Search button, avoid feeding trolls, and be sure to contribute to discussions.

Now, who wants cake?

MEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

Me too! Yay, cake!

Spoiler

enjoy

Ooooh, that looks a lot better than my cake. All I did was cover Doomfluff in pancake batter and throw him in the oven.

 

[wolfy098]

Welcome to the Escapist, don't forget to use the Search button, avoid feeding trolls, and be sure to contribute to discussions.

Now, who wants cake?

MEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

Me too! Yay, cake!

Spoiler

enjoy

Ooooh, that looks a lot better than my cake. All I did was cover Doomfluff in pancake batter and throw him in the oven.

mine was even easier I typed chocolate cake in on google images...

 

[historybuff]

random crap

Dont sass me boy, im hung over. I wasnt rude! Either way i woke up on the good side of the bed, it was just once i got up and fell over that it all went down hill.

Awww. Sounds like you need a hug.

You are way too sweet to me .

That means youre after something...interesting.

After something? Why, sir. I am innocent.

*wink*

 

[Internet Kraken]

Welcome! Welcome to Escapistmagazine.com! You have chosen, or been chosen, to relocate to one of our finest remaining Internet Utopias. I thought so much of Escapistmagazine.com, that I elected to establish my administration, here, in the Forums, so thoughtfully provided by our Moderators. I am proud to call Escapistmagazine.com my home. And so, whether you are here to stay, or passing through to parts unknown, welcome, to Escapistmagazine.com. It's safer here.

Anyone else sick of seeing this?

 

[Jenkins]

Wait, what?

EDIT:Oh, I see.

Time to give you the Escapist general greeting:

Welcome! Welcome to Escapistmagazine.com! You have chosen, or been chosen, to relocate to one of our finest remaining Internet Utopias. I thought so much of Escapistmagazine.com, that I elected to establish my administration, here, in the Forums, so thoughtfully provided by our Moderators. I am proud to call Escapistmagazine.com my home. And so, whether you are here to stay, or passing through to parts unknown, welcome, to Escapistmagazine.com. It's safer here.

he came in just in time, I was about to shut the gates, and retreat into the inner depths of our land, I leave gate duties to the automated machine gun turrets... THAT should hold off the /b/ *shudder*

 

[Neonbob]

:-(
Aw, really? Damn. I must have misplaced your complimentary dead baby...
<color=white>[sup]I'm trying to keep an image here, Chef!
You're exempt from the threats due to your established physique.[/sup]
Welcome to you, Adambot.
Don't do anything stupid, and you won't find any...surprises...in your bed.
:-D

I didn't mean it, I swear! I'm just getting him ready for you! If he thinks you're harmless, he'll come closer before he figures it out! [sup]Can I have my dead baby now?[/sup]

Ohhh...gotcha. Whoops :-S
Umm...yeah. Harmless. Like a velvet-wrapped mace.
I'll send it to you through FedEx, it should get there within three days.
Enjoy!

 

[historybuff]

After something? Why, sir. I am innocent.

*wink*

Yea i use that line too, cept women never believe me.

Is it for good reason?

 

[Soulgaunt]

Welcome to the Escapist, don't forget to use the Search button, avoid feeding trolls, and be sure to contribute to discussions.

Now, who wants cake?

MEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

Me too! Yay, cake!

Spoiler

enjoy

Ooooh, that looks a lot better than my cake. All I did was cover Doomfluff in pancake batter and throw him in the oven.

mine was even easier I typed chocolate cake in on google images...

What?! I could've used Google?! Great, I wish I'd have known that before, now there's an infurriated giant isopod covered in pancake batter after me.

 

[FallenRainbows]

Beware of the Man

Can you just like die or something your starting to agitate me with all this "man" Bull.

Oh and Hi.

 

[chefassassin2]

Ohhh...gotcha. Whoops :-S
Umm...yeah. Harmless. Like a velvet-wrapped mace.
I'll send it to you through FedEx, it should get there within three days.
Enjoy!

Sweet! Like a dry-aged steak! Tasty.

 

[wolfy098]

Welcome to the Escapist, don't forget to use the Search button, avoid feeding trolls, and be sure to contribute to discussions.

Now, who wants cake?

MEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

Me too! Yay, cake!

Spoiler

enjoy

Ooooh, that looks a lot better than my cake. All I did was cover Doomfluff in pancake batter and throw him in the oven.

mine was even easier I typed chocolate cake in on google images...

What?! I could've used Google?! Great, I wish I'd have known that before, now there's an infurriated giant isopod covered in pancake batter after me.

Spoiler

 

[Neonbob]

Ohhh...gotcha. Whoops :-S
Umm...yeah. Harmless. Like a velvet-wrapped mace.
I'll send it to you through FedEx, it should get there within three days.
Enjoy!

Sweet! Like a dry-aged steak! Tasty.

Except baby-er!
The treats abound.
Guys, just keep the new guy out of my room. I've got a few things in there that are at a delicate stage right now, and if any of them are interrupted...well, let's just say it would be messy.

 

[historybuff]

After something? Why, sir. I am innocent.

*wink*

Yea i use that line too, cept women never believe me.

Is it for good reason?

Well thats for you to find out, lets hope curiosity gets the best of you.

Curiosity killed the cat~

Yet, it sounds exciting.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

Welcome to the escapist. Don't flame us and we won't hate you.
It's true, we won't!
Oh, and here's a free cookie!

Spoiler: Cookie!

 

[AlexanderAstartes]

Hey, welcome to the forums. Don't be afraid to start threads, just make sure that noones done anything too similar first. It's a good place, and we're all fairly friendly

 

[Zombie_Fish]

And the ultimate master/mistress of derailing (your Bio has no fe/male)

She's a girl
*points at breasts*

looks at the avatar...

does that mean I'm a wolf

Yes, as I am a comedy policeman who makes awesome music.

And I'm a very corrupt superhero who gets killed by a blue man who can do anything he wants.

 

[rabidmidget]

welcome to the escapist, break the rules and we'll break your thumbs!