Hey, i'm new.

[Nitpicker of the Wastes]

And the ultimate master/mistress of derailing (your Bio has no fe/male)

She's a girl
*points at breasts*

looks at the avatar...

does that mean I'm a wolf

Yes, as I am a comedy policeman who makes awesome music.

And I'm a very corrupt superhero who gets killed by a blue man who can do anything he wants.

And I would be the bird with goggles and rollerskates.

 

[chefassassin2]

Guys, just keep the new guy out of my room. I've got a few things in there that are at a delicate stage right now, and if any of them are interrupted...well, let's just say it would be messy.

You got it! Me and Amadeus'll stand outside and...dissuade him. Kindly, of course.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

welcome to the escapist, break the rules and we'll break your thumbs!

Umm, I believe i broke the rules yesterday, and i'm still here.

EDIT: I'm typing with my thumbs.

Yeah, and you've just been put on probation for a whole year.

I honestly believe that is the longest probation ever given out by the mods.

Like rabidmidget pretty much said, break the rules and you'll face the consequences (But we won't break your thumbs- well, Max may but...).

Anyway, hope you feel welcome here, AdambotLive, looking at some of the responses you've gotten, you are.

 

[Neonbob]

I've just realised - this guy has an 'excellent topic' badge already!

And halfway to 'hot topic'.

Heh. It's like he has a plan...WAITASECOND.
X-D

Guys, just keep the new guy out of my room. I've got a few things in there that are at a delicate stage right now, and if any of them are interrupted...well, let's just say it would be messy.

You got it! Me and Amadeus'll stand outside and...dissuade him. Kindly, of course.

Not too kindly, I hope. Whatever you chop off, you get to keep and cook!

 

[Gaderael]

Welcome. Enjoy your stay. Most people are cool here. There's some sort of anti-troll bubble around this site. Any that do get through are dealt with swiftly. Have fun!

 

[Cama Zots]

Welcome to the n00B club. Here's your Members Only jacket.

I second that.
Get this guy a jacket

 

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

And the ultimate master/mistress of derailing (your Bio has no fe/male)

She's a girl
*points at breasts*

looks at the avatar...

does that mean I'm a wolf

Yes, as I am a comedy policeman who makes awesome music.

And I'm a very corrupt superhero who gets killed by a blue man who can do anything he wants.

And I would be the bird with goggles and rollerskates.

And I would be a possessed vampire slayer with a whip fetish.

 

[chefassassin2]

Not too kindly, I hope. Whatever you chop off, you get to keep and cook!

Sweet! New meaning to the term "finger foods".

 

[Nitpicker of the Wastes]

Welcome to the n00B club. Here's your Members Only jacket.

I second that.
Get this guy a jacket

Somebody call Oprah. Everybody gets a jacket.

 

[Neonbob]

Not too kindly, I hope. Whatever you chop off, you get to keep and cook!

Sweet! New meaning to the term "finger foods".

Yeps!
I usually go for the thigh, though. So much more meat to be had. And you can just eat it like a ham!
*drools*

 

[grimsprice]

Wait, what?

EDIT:Oh, I see.

Time to give you the Escapist general greeting:

Welcome! Welcome to Escapistmagazine.com! You have chosen, or been chosen, to relocate to one of our finest remaining Internet Utopias. I thought so much of Escapistmagazine.com, that I elected to establish my administration, here, in the Forums, so thoughtfully provided by our Moderators. I am proud to call Escapistmagazine.com my home. And so, whether you are here to stay, or passing through to parts unknown, welcome, to Escapistmagazine.com. It's safer here.

are you implying 'the one free man' is a troll? i like that line of thought... he started a flame war!! har har har.

 

[Fingerprint]

Welcome to the Escapist - (one of) the last bastion of the English language left on the net. Try to spell and use grammar properly (so far, so good), if you make a mistake/typo then when someone points it out - and trust me, they will - just edit your post, don't worry, no-ones perfect. Other than that try not to say anything that might be too offensive - if you do then you'd better back it up with a good argument. But asides from that have fun and contribute to the forums.

I must say though that one or two word answers are my pet hate and doing so regularly won't earn you a great deal of respect - at least not from me.

Enjoy...

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

Hey fellow forumers,as you may have guessed by my username, I'm adambotlive,but just call me adam or AL. Don't worry about me not obeying the rules, I'm nice compared to some of the other people you get on this forum. Also is this the right forum to post this in?

Toodle-Pip.

Howdy there! (i'm not really a cowboy I FOLLED YOU! hahaha)
Good to see another new comer

 

[Andalusa]

Wait, what?

EDIT:Oh, I see.

Time to give you the Escapist general greeting:

Welcome! Welcome to Escapistmagazine.com! You have chosen, or been chosen, to relocate to one of our finest remaining Internet Utopias. I thought so much of Escapistmagazine.com, that I elected to establish my administration, here, in the Forums, so thoughtfully provided by our Moderators. I am proud to call Escapistmagazine.com my home. And so, whether you are here to stay, or passing through to parts unknown, welcome, to Escapistmagazine.com. It's safer here.

I haven't seen that used in ages.

Also, hello Adam. Kittens [http://us3kids.com/cblog/uploads/kittens.jpg] for you.

 

[dnnydllr]

Wait, what?

EDIT:Oh, I see.

Time to give you the Escapist general greeting:

Welcome! Welcome to Escapistmagazine.com! You have chosen, or been chosen, to relocate to one of our finest remaining Internet Utopias. I thought so much of Escapistmagazine.com, that I elected to establish my administration, here, in the Forums, so thoughtfully provided by our Moderators. I am proud to call Escapistmagazine.com my home. And so, whether you are here to stay, or passing through to parts unknown, welcome, to Escapistmagazine.com. It's safer here.

Haha...Half Life 2? And welcome to the forums! It's nice to have new people around here every once in a while.

 

[Woem]

Hi cyborg Adam, welcome!

Toodle-Pip indeed.

 

[XJ-0461]

Hey there. Welcome to the Escapist, hope you enjoy your stay.

 

[megapenguinx]

HAI WELCOME!

Just kidding.

Hi, welcome to the Escapist Watch out for Max, he's dangerous and he doesn't like his stuff being moved.

Also watch out for Me, I've been told I can derail a thread before it even starts...
But feel free to ask me for help. =D

I think you're more dangerous than Max Sky. Anywho, welcome and play nice. Get yourself an avatar too so you become recognizable in this sea of ZP avatars and UnFR avatars.

 

[shwnbob]

Hey welcome to the forums!

 

[Vrex360]

Hi, I'm Vrex360. The guy who would have greeted you personally except for that you beat me to it by introducing yourself.
Incidentally people be nice to him, we all once started out like him on an online network.