'Hey! Listen!'

[Slayer_2]

"OUR ARTILLERY WILL BREAK THEIR WILL!"

God, I know. I'm never going to be able to look at 24 the same way ever again...

 

[NeedAUserName]

Owned
The Cake is a Lie
If you think you're so tough, how about a cage match (COD4 Multiplayer).

The first and last just get constantly screamed at people/me, when I'm on COD4 , its rather tedious.

 

[scotth266]

"skills for kills agent, skills for kills"

A Crackdown line? The guy didn't talk that much...

I'm going to have to say that my least favorite line is Issun's "voice" from Okami. Play it and experience the horror for yourself.

 

[randommaster]

It's over 9,000

I swear in L4D when I hear it. They might as well say. Please shoot me in the face.

I've never heard anybody in L4D say that.

It's hard to decide, usually i play games and i end up hearing the same noise over and over, obviously OP is a CoD player, and yes that can be really annoying.

You require more Minerals
You must have harvest more Vespene gas.

Also "Over 9000" F***ing Lame

You must build additional pylons.

Construct Additional Pylons!

EDIT: ninja'd

"It's over 9000!" was funny because it took something popular and turned it on its head. I think, it's funny, but I can see how people can get tired of it.

Everybody seems to have forgotten a couple:
Anything from Roman in GTA4
"Do a barrel roll!"

 

[Avatar Roku]

Your health is low, do you have any potions? or food?

"Hero your Will energy is low, watch that."

"Are we at Big Town yet?", and "Why are we going so slow?" both from Sticky, the annoying follower from Fallout 3.

Oh, I remember that part. I was originally planning on walking him to Big Town, since there were things on the way I hadn't discovered yet, but between the time I agreed to take him and the time I got out of the caverns, I decided to fast travel and walk back to avoid listening to that asshole anymore. God he was annoying.

 

[Paragon Fury]

*in a horrible Russian accent* "OUR ARTILLERY WILL SHAKE THEM UP!" a beer to the man who guesses the game.

Oh, lawd. How quickly I tired of hearing that.

"OUR ARTILLERY WILL BREAK OUR OWN TEAM'S WILL!"

Fix'd.

Artillery does more to annoy your own team then anything else.

 

[Failhammer]

"Insufficient funds."

 

[101194]

"My Wii is gathering dust...Oh, and I'm not trying to start a flame war or anything." I'm just tired of hearing it.

First fix is free. I really do hate that as well, it just irritates me.

Oh wait I found one.

"Okay let me start by saying I own all three consoles, but the Wii is a gimmick and the PS3 sucks. By the way I'm not a fanboy."

....Yeah. And "Over Nine THOUSSAANNNNNDDDD" has been necromanced then shot into an open grave, but I still find it amusing for some reason.

Your Already on Probation, Its not smart to anger the Mods (hides in corner) On a other note, I'm tierd of hearing "PWNED NOOB" Yeah...

 

[Valiance]

...am I the only one who hates how the online gaming community has picked up "epic" and "fail" and uses them every two seconds? They're meant for special occasions.

No, sir, you are not.

Again, funny and interesting for a week.

I turned off youtube comments because EVERY SONG I LISTEN TO FROM A GAME SOUNTRACK (and many others) had a one-word comment of "epic" on the first page, usually with like +3 or +5.

Anyway, portal references piss me off. It wasn't that good a game, seriously. I liked it - it was refreshing, and the whole end sequence was pretty cool...but still, nothing fantastic like they say.

 

[Eldritch Warlord]

when someone on halo 3 sent me a message saying "Your BR sucks"....i think i was more pissed off at the fact that he thought i actually gave a shit

Someone told me to "get off the Ghost and play real Halo," another guy called me a "rocket whore" despite the fact that I had just acquired the rocket launcher from a slain enemy and was only meleeing him with it.

And on Halo Wars I was conducting a small Brute Rush only intending to cripple my enemies economy but owing to the fact that he had thus far (about 3 minutes into the match) only built one supply pad and a pair of Warthogs I was able to destroy him. Seconds after his ally quit I received a message saying "uu suk no stragedy!!!!"

Basically I'm sick of poor sportsmanship.

 

[duchaked]

lag!

no it wasn't lag! it cant be a magical lagfest in only you house because the lag fairy didn't rape you freaking' house! if you get shot in the face by a shotgun you got beat!

Being fair, it can be, it just isn't always. For example, my internet is shit, so once every 2 minutes or so, everything in an online game will just freeze (usually, with my luck, in the middle of a fight).

yeah I avoid even mentioning the lag (even if it's quite obvious) because then people start attacking you for making excuses

then people start teleporting and the game shuts down but okay problem solved lol

 

[ajb924]

Your health is low, do you have any potions? or food?

OMG!!! I had forgotten about that, that pissed me off sooo bad!!!
I have a few
When Edgeworth says "OBJECTION!" in Phoenix Wright i think CAN I JUST BE RIGHT WITHOUT YOUR BULL FOR ONCE!?!?
Every thing navi says
In The World Ends With You when Beat says "So what a wins a win right?" When you get a bad score for the battle
Last but not least that damn beeping in pokemon!! Yes i know my health is in the reds im not coloblind!!

 

[Xelioth]

"DO A BARREL ROLL!"
"I can't shake 'em!"

and ANY OTHER QUOTE from that entire fscking game.....

 

[Internet Kraken]

It had to be said "the cake is a lie". IT WAS FUNNY FOR A WEEK, OKAY!!!

This

Also sick of hearing "x is Spy!"

DISPENSERS CAN NOT BE FUCKING SPIES!

 

[Azazcyh]

Don't play Wow anymore but still

"The crossroads are under attack" is still the most anoying thing I've ever heard in a game.

 

[MiracleOfSound]

n00b.

Also, am I the only one who hates how the online gaming community has picked up "epic" and "fail" and uses them every two seconds? They're meant for special occasions.

This... although 'epic fail' does sometimes seem fitting to add humour to situations like when someone accidentally blows themselves up with thier own grenade (something I do quite a lot)

"Are we at Big Town yet?", and "Why are we going so slow?" both from Sticky, the annoying follower from Fallout 3.

Make him spawn on minefields! That's a quick fix for Sticky... also check out 'The Annoying Man' on Youtube, some dude makes movies about killing Sticky in various funny ways, you'll like it

 

[Internet Kraken]

"Are we at Big Town yet?", and "Why are we going so slow?" both from Sticky, the annoying follower from Fallout 3.

Oh, I remember that part. I was originally planning on walking him to Big Town, since there were things on the way I hadn't discovered yet, but between the time I agreed to take him and the time I got out of the caverns, I decided to fast travel and walk back to avoid listening to that asshole anymore. God he was annoying.

I escorted that idiot all the way to Big Town, only to watch him get gunned down by a Super Mutant Master because he tried to punch it to death.

On my second play through, I just shot him in the face.

 

[Dragon Zero]

"OUR ARTILLERY WILL BREAK THEIR WILL!"

God, I know. I'm never going to be able to look at 24 the same way ever again...

"The Barbarians send dogs to do their work"

I'm not sure thats a direct quote but its pretty close.

To all the people quoting the Guildmaster, at least you could turn HIS voice off.


"Help me out Bro!"
That should be a little more obscure but I won't be surprised if its solved fast.

 

[MiracleOfSound]

[I'm going to have to say that my least favorite line is Issun's "voice" from Okami. Play it and experience the horror for yourself.

'NYURB BLOOGLE BLURB BLIP BLURP!!'

'NYUB BLUB?'

'BLOOGLE BLOOGLE BLURP'

Thank Goodness Okami had such wonderful music to distract from those hideous voices... it was like being massaged in one ear and punched in the other.

 

[6unn3r]

Red Alert's annoying bloke that says "Silos needed" and "Unable to comply, building in progress". I DONT NEED MORE SILOS I NEED MORE BLOODY TANKS! Oh and the noise your codec makes on MGS.