Hi, new here

[Dango]

Some basic things you need to know are here.

Hello!
Souplex is your lord and master.

H-hey, stop telling people that. Besides, even if you were, you would have easily been overthrown by now.

So you would do what the divine could not?

Spoiler: Warning, dangerously awesome

I didn't mean me, but maybe like Hubiliub, or Julianking93, or maybe even Furburt.

 

[Devil's Due]

(removed by the National Security Agency)

 

[Blair Bennett]

Because it's obligatory: Stay out of the basement! Seriously, if you choose to anger the Elder Things by entered that, the most sacred of all places, I can do nothing to aid you.

OT: I...Err...Hello? How art thou?

 

[Rune342]

Welcome, as you can see, there are quite a few entertaining people here. I am sure you will fall into place shortly.

 

[[Kira Must Die]]

Hello, and welcome to the Escapist ^.^

Enjoy your stay.

 

[Beth Zeller]

lol thanks for all the nice welcomes and comments, I got a kick out of it What is this basement so many of you speak of? Has me really curious

Current game I am playing is down, I was looking for diablo 3 news and found this site. Lots of interesting articles here, I think I'll be visiting here quite often.

 

[Badger Kyre]

lol thanks for all the nice welcomes and comments, I got a kick out of it What is this basement so many of you speak of? Has me really curious

Current game I am playing is down, I was looking for diablo 3 news and found this site. Lots of interesting articles here, I think I'll be visiting here quite often.

diablo 3? You mean Hellgate? It got shut down by the holding company and it's Big Brother.

oooh... you mean Blizzard's Diablo-3, since they own the rights to the name but ran off all the talent that made it?

* forum suggestions, don't do THAT *

the basement is NEVER good, never. It just isn't. Don't go look, don't ask, just... don't.

 

[AvsJoe]

Good morning! And in case I don't see you again: good afternoon, good evening, and good night!

Hi there, enjoy your stay, and for god's sake, STAY OUT OF THE BASEMENT!.

She doesn't have to stay away. Remember, for all the evils down there, there's also free pie and bacon. I go to the basement all the time for the delicious key lime pie.

How the hell did you get back up here?! Back! Back I say! Back to the depths of the basement with you! Take your false promises of pie and go back to the basement, no one here will fall for your trickery.

The pie is a deceit.

Ow ow OW! Okay I'm going, quit with the stick already! But there is no deceitful pie down here, it's very undeceitful. Very undeceitful, indeed.

[sup][sub]See for yourself...[/sub][/sup]

 

[sheic99]

lol thanks for all the nice welcomes and comments, I got a kick out of it What is this basement so many of you speak of? Has me really curious

Current game I am playing is down, I was looking for diablo 3 news and found this site. Lots of interesting articles here, I think I'll be visiting here quite often.

That would be Religion and Politics. It gets fairly nasty in there. Hope you enjoy it hear, but I may suggest joining one of the many user groups. Those tend to more fun, imo.

 

[Stryc9]

Welcome to the Escapist! Forget about the basement, you should really check out the Olympic size swimming pool on the roof!

 

[W8NKA]

Im pretty new myself. If you dont fuck up you should me fine. I found out the hard way, suspended once and was on propation once as well.

 

[James Hueick]

Welcome! Hope you have a great time!

 

[Riccan]

Welcome to the Escapist! Forget about the basement, you should really check out the Olympic size swimming pool on the roof!

Isn't that were we keep the squid?

Anyway, welcome to the Escapist! As others have said stay out of the basement, be polite, and try not to question what little sanity we have; maddness is quite infectious.

 

[white_salad]

Welcome to the escapist. I'll be your resident nobody. I
ll pop in every now and then and make a witty comment then scurry away into my zeppelin.

 

[Pegghead]

Hello!
A few simple rules:
Read the guidelines.
Don't be a jerk.
Pegghead is your lord and master.
Follow these, and you'll do fine.

Fixed for you...MWUHAHAHAHA!

As most have said before me be polite, be efficient, have a plan to kill everyone you meet click "Quote" instead of "Reply" when you want to directly respond to a post (That's a big problem amongst most newcomers), stay out of the basement and don't be a cheesehead.

Welcome to the escapist!

 

[fer1wi]

Welcome to the Escapist! Forget about the basement, you should really check out the Olympic size swimming pool on the roof!

Holy crap, we have a swimming pool? *Runs off to see swimming pool*

OT: Welcome to The Escapist.

...Not much else I can say, everyone else said it...
(Random smiley face FTW!)

 

[Super Toast]

Hi , I just found this website, looks really nice, just wanted to say hello if i posted this in wrong section I apologze, didn't see a section for new people.

Hi there! Don't go in the basement.

Ever.

Oh, and welcome to The Escapist!

 

[Kris015]

Don't listen to them!! Basement is good. Yes, yes you should come join me down here it's real nice alright! Come on, nothing to be afraid of.

[sub][sub] Yes.. Basement be good yes, really, really good.. They're all lying. We love basement.. [/sub][/sub]

 

[Sir Thomas Sean Connery]

RUN!!! Get out while you still can!

"ahem"

HI! Welcome and be careful. Anything you wouldn't say at a high class party for the great writers/gamers of the last century, don't say here.

 

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

Welcome, and...

Hold on a second...

Welcome to the Escapist! Forget about the basement, you should really check out the Olympic size swimming pool on the roof!

Another addition no one told me about?! What the hell, guys?! Do I just not matter anymore?

Anywho, welcome. Please be nice.

[small] I swear everyone keeps me out of the loop...[sub]rasha, frashen no good...[/sub][/small]