Hi, new here

[Macgyvercas]

Hello!
A few simple rules:
Read the guidelines.
Don't be a jerk.
Souplex Macgyvercas is your lord and master.
Follow these, and you'll do fine.

There we go, that looks much better.

OT: Welcome to the Escapist. We hope you enjoy your stay. Ignore the skeleton in the closet, don't feed the troll outside, stay out of the basement, and for the love of Vishnu do not neglect the information that is here [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.112832-The-Banhammer-and-You-A-Users-Guide-to-the-Forums#2019333] and here [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/9.116827-These-forums-and-you-Forum-Posting-Guidelines]. Oh, and be prepared to hand over your soul if/when you reach 10,000 posts. They need them to power the servers.

 

[TjoxYorro]

Welcome friend! =)

I hope you can find your ways around here.

 

[Outright Villainy]

did you really get three pages of people saying "Welcome to the escapist"?

...envy.

Did you ask?
[small]Would seem like the easiest way to do it...[/small]

Ot: Welcome and all that, whatever everyone else said, I'm lazy and I'm going to make tea instead.

 

[Guffe]

Welcome to the escapist!!!
If your avatar is you I already like you ^^
Hope you enjoy, start checking forums and videos out since there are really famous people here making entries ^^

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Welcome to the site! I hope you enjoy your stay here. I'm sure people have already done the big, welcome to the Escapist bit so I'll just recommend that you read what I link to you below.

Have fun! Not all of us bite!

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/9.116827-These-forums-and-you-Forum-Posting-Guidelines

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.112832-The-Banhammer-and-You-A-Users-Guide-to-the-Forums

 

[PAGEToap44]

Why hello there newcomer!!! Welcome to our humble abode. It's rather nice, isn't it? Don't forget to take off your shoes on the way in and Friday's poker night. XD Enjoy your stay and please accept this complimentary top hat.

You're reqiured to wear it at all times...

 

[Argtee]

Good morning! And in case I don't see you again: good afternoon, good evening, and good night!

Hi there, enjoy your stay, and for god's sake, STAY OUT OF THE BASEMENT!.

She doesn't have to stay away. Remember, for all the evils down there, there's also free pie and bacon. I go to the basement all the time for the delicious key lime pie.

Wait, there's bacon down there?
I didn't see any!

Anyways: Welcome to the Escapist.
Hope you enjoy your stay.

 

[Cheesus333]

Bienvenidos!

I think that's right...

Welcome either way!

It's nicer here, trust me. I've seen other forums. I don't think I could go back.

But that said, this site has a lovely community and a great, friendly atmosphere. Just don't piss anyone off and you'll love it

 

[white_salad]

Welcome to the escapist. I'll be your resident nobody. I
ll pop in every now and then and make a witty comment then scurry away into my zeppelin.

Hey wait a minute, I thought that was my job! Well, then again, you've been here longer, so I guess it is your job. Carry on.

I say we do it side by side. Together we can do this!

 

[Alon Shechter]

Hello!
A few simple rules:
Read the guidelines.
Don't be a jerk.
Alon Shechter is your lord and master.
Use proper grammar or die.
Follow these, and you'll do fine.

 

[Tucker154]

Hi there, enjoy your stay, and for god's sake, STAY OUT OF THE BASEMENT!.

I forgot about the basement

Also,just ignore the blood and screaming coming out of the shed. There is nothing happening u need to know about ...

Enjoy your stay and make stupid jokes all you want,just no trolling plz...