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Haunted Serenity

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Kermi said:
Back in 2003 I dated a girl I met through anime conventions. The relationship lasted no time at all - I came on too strong, she was offput by my "clingyness", and after a week she told me she "wasn't really interested in guys right now" - basically using her bisexuality to let me down gently.

Oh, so it's not that you don't like me personally, I just put you off men entirely. Thanks!

Anyway, a few months later I was at her house for a party, a bunch of friends spending a weekend getting drunk and hanging out. After having a pretty good time, I kind of went into sulk mode at some point after midnight because I realised I still wanted her and it just wasn't going to happen. I think there was only about five people left at this point. Her, two of her friends from high school, me, and one guy who was playing Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach volleyball on his modded xbox which also served as a media jukebox - hence why he'd brought it to the party in the first place.

The girls were all making fun of his music selection (and the game itself) and in my sensitive state I wasn't in the mood to hear girls giggling so I went downstairs to play Jet Set Radio on her Dreamcast.

At one point one of her friends came down to hang out with me for awhile but I wasn't really in a chatty mood due to the aforementioned sulking so she went back upstairs.

Months later I was chatting online with the friend - the girl I'd dated originally was kind of on the outs with both of us for some recent bitchy behaviour so we had that in common.
I wound up inviting her to my 21st. She came, we chatted, we made out. She told me months later she'd been trying to hook up with me back at the first party but my antenna was clearly not tuned into Planet Flirt at the time.

We got married two years ago.
Hey Marriage buddies! Sweet.

Damn double post.
 

Cain_Zeros

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I guess she asked me out, really. She didn't really say it was a date, and I'm not sure if it would have been if I'd been able to make it the first day, because I'd have had to be home pretty early to get up for class. But, as it was, we went to a movie, and as we were walking out she grabbed my hand. Hopefully we have a long, happy future ahead of us.
 

Sacman

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It's not a very interesting story...<.< but we've been together for over a month...
 

GrimTuesday

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Sacman said:
It's not a very interesting story...<.< but we've been together for over a month...
HAHAHAHA not an interesting story, your so silly.

OT: I'm a lonely son of a *****. I'm too damn shy and lacking in self confidence to ask anyone out.
 

captainwillies

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Well if you must know.


I was hiding in the bushes naked a 12 midnight when I saw my wife walking elegantly down the park lane (with her boyfriend at the time). I waited quietly with my kitchen knife trying to quell my heart beat as they got closer to the bush I was hiding in. As they reached my hiding place I saw them looking in each others eyes, gazing into each others minds THE PERFECT DISTRACTION. I lunged from the shadows ramming my knife into the neck of the man then grabbed my wife as she screamed in fear then pulled her into the bushes slamming her face into the mud. I started ripping at her clothes peeling layer after layer away, finally getting to her supple skin. positioning her so she was forced to watch her boyfriend bleed to death as I molested her body. Then after drugging her and placing her in my ice-cream van I drove her back to my place and locked her in my basement. We've been happily married for 6 years now.


jk I don't have a partner at the moment for some reason I keep scaring people away?
 

ThePantomimeThief

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dathwampeer said:
I thought this was about some shite program on BBCThree that I'm watching at the minute.

LOL

It really is pretty poor.

I have nothing else to add this topic though. XD
Haha, yeah that show is awful.

Erm, I met my ex because she lived with one of my friends, and it just kind of happened.

I'm moving up to London in a few months so I'm hoping to meet someone up there.
 

Direwolf750

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I asked her to be my girlfriend the day before valentines day, on friday the 13th, with a chocolate rose.
 

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JUMBO PALACE said:
I asked my girlfriend out after talking to her for a few days. She had a secret crush on me for a year but was too afraid to talk to me (que AWWWS.)
Forget AWWS, howbout, im in the same place and it sucks xP

Self pity aside, gratz ^-^
 

Direwolf750

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Cassita said:
We've been best friends since first grade.

Our families are so close we're practically sisters.

Pretty clique romance, really XD
does that make it practically incest?
 

Direwolf750

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Cassita said:
Direwolf750 said:
Cassita said:
We've been best friends since first grade.

Our families are so close we're practically sisters.

Pretty clique romance, really XD
does that make it practically incest?
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Why did you have to say that...

Now I'm all...

But that's not...

But we're not...

God, I need a drink.
you've already heard it, you can't un-hear it. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....*ahem*
 

Sacman

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Berethond said:
Sacman said:
It's not a very interesting story...<.< but we've been together for over a month...
We want to hear the story anyways.
Well since you want to know...<.<
We were very close when we were children than we lost touch for a good 5 years, sort of irrelevant but still important, than it sort of just happened after we started talking again, you know I told her how I felt, she admits to the same and we've been together since... I know, not very romantic and sort of cliched but hell if I care...
 

Berethond

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Sacman said:
Berethond said:
Sacman said:
It's not a very interesting story...<.< but we've been together for over a month...
We want to hear the story anyways.
Well since you want to know...<.<
We were very close when we were children than we lost touch for a good 5 years, sort of irrelevant but still important, than it sort of just happened after we started talking again, you know I told her how I felt, she admits to the same and we've been together since... I know, not very romantic and sort of cliched but hell if I care...
Nah, that's awesome. I wish I had a cool story like that.
 
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I use trickery and mind manipulation. I get them to like me and then when it's clear they do I finish it off. It takes a certain amount of planning and improvisation to pull it off. It's pretty simple and effective all you need is the right attitude for the girl.