Hitler asks for forgiveness.....

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BGH122

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drbarno said:
Stick a pineapple up your ass!
Woot for Little Nicky references.

I'd forgive him on the proviso that he showed repentance e.g. made some positive action to ensure that war can never be fought again such as forming a version of the UN that actually works and actually applies its defence mandate worldwide and doesn't just ignore wars that don't affect the 5 superpowers.
 

Plurralbles

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I'd actually think about it.

I mean... thanks to him scientific research and advancement exploded, political science gained a lot of insight, only two nuclear bombs were ever used in war, we got "great" video game premises, we got nazi rocket and medical research, colonial power finally crumbled, and war between great nations has pretty much halted.
 

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DesiPrinceX09 said:
Why should any Americans decide this? I Think the people he should step in front of and ask forgiveness should be the people he hurt directly and go to those countries and perform services for them (like Israel and Poland). But in my honest opinion I think this would be similar to a Black person asking for reparations from the white family that once held his/her family as slaves, no amount of "reparations" or money will undo the horrible deeds committed. Just like with ex-slave families, the people hurt just need to move past this and not dwell in the past, it won't do anyone any good.
I quite agree with your first point. The Polish and Israelis should get to decide his fate, as the closest living counterparts to Hitler's victims. As for the second point, I personally think that having a living, breathing Hitler would prevent any of the victims from moving on; the only way to escape the past, in this terribly extreme case, would be to kill the bastard.
 

Someone Depressing

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No. No. No. No. No. No.

That was almost 100 years ago, haven't we moved on from that? We aren't imagination-less spods who work at Treyarch, we put that behind us.

Well, he'd probally be kicked in jail for the rest of his life anyway the very second the Goverment heard about his "world-wide conference."
 

asinann

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I would let him go and just to make sure he was really sorry, put him back in charge of Germany and let them have their military back. Hell, I'd even give him some WMD's with the launch codes.
 

Wintermoot

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make him end the neo-Nazi movements.(he is pretty much their leader and I assume they would do anything he would say).
He should then be judged for his war crimes/crimes against humanity.
And ask him the plans for the secret Nazi UFO.
 

FalloutJack

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"Nein."

Sorry, but the only Hitler allowed to roam free is the alternate-universe one who fought to save Europe from the tyranny of England and its evil allies from the states.

So, if it isn't the Anti-Hitler, I don't wanna hear about it.
 

Blue_vision

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crudus said:
"Don't be sorry, just don't do it again". Something a teacher of mine used to say. The situations may be a little different.
Idk. Really, if he truly means it I think that's the only thing that's truly right to do.
 

Stevepinto3

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Put him in crygenic statis. When technology becomes advanced enough that we can bring people back from the dead (like dead dead), wake him up.

Put him in a chamber.
Gas him.
Bring him back to life.

Repeat x6,000,000

We're cool now.
 

TilMorrow

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Hitler: I have come forward with this conference to apolo-
Jewish descendants: There is! Get him!
*attack Hitler*

OT: I don't think he would even get a chance to start the conference in your hypothetical situation.
 

blaize2010

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could you bring back all those people? no? alright, hold on, i'm gonna get creative with this one.
 

Thundero13

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Have everyone who wants to kick you in the groin, then Kiss every Jewish person in the world, then make everything in the world as amazing as I can imagine then hook me up with Michael Gregory and then I might consider forgiving you.