Hitler asks for forgiveness.....

[ajh93]

i'd take nazi zombie hitler and reenact the final battle i (as i'm sure many others would like to see out of the nazi zombie games),by putting him in a robot suit and destroying his armor with dancing monkey bombs and panzerschrecks,while shooting his vulnerable areas with upgraded browning m1919s and thompson sub machine guns,and of course the ray guns and Wunderwaffe DG-2s.....wait no that sounds like a terrible idea,he'd just break out and create the 4th Reich...
yeah,i'd just put two in his ten spot and walk on.

 

[TheEndlessSleep]

Quick, put this lolcat on your head and sing 'trolololol' while I film it for youtube!

 

[PatSilverFox]

If he forgives himself, no matter what it was for, he should be forgiven.
Like everyone.

What? I mean fucking what? Are you remotely serious? That doesn't even make sense on the most basic logical level not to mention the ethical.

I think that Hitler coming back from the dead would be a good occasion to torture him for decades. That's pretty much it. I don't believe in hell, so we would have to make sure that the gets a sample of it here (just like the Jews, Poles, Romani, gays, Russian soldiers, disabled people and his political enemies he gave it to).

I'm saying from a religious standpoint, if you repent you will be forgiven.

 

[KingofallCosmos]

It would be nice, but I don't think he would ask for forgiveness. He thought he was right, so he'd probably just shoot himself again.

 

[Con Carne]

Stick a pineapple up your ass!

Little nicki! Yes!

If by chance Hitler was still alive, or if he just happened to come back from the dead. He calls a world wide press conference, admits to guilt, says he's deeply sorry, regrets all that he has done and is asking for forgiveness. He says he will do anything to redeem himself and asks for suggestions. You are in the front row of his press conference, and he points to you for the first suggestion. Do you tell him to kill himself, or do you think of something else?

QUESTION!

What is he apologizing for? The murdering of the Jews/Gypsies/Special/Blacks (in no particular order)? Or taking over Europe?

Pretty much everything we as a civilization hold against him, for doing. Which includes everything you've listed and everything not listed.

 

[ninetails593]

"Tell it to a synagogue."

 

[Comma-Kazie]

Yeah, yeah, make fun ot

He's not gonna flip a 360, so I figured redirecting him towards a greater good would be more productive.

He spins in one complete circle?

I think he meant "flip a 720". Flipping a 360 is doable for Hitler if he gets enough air, but I don't know if he's skilled with a snowboard.

Yeah, yeah, let's all laugh at the Communications Major.

But seriously, you know what I mean.

 

[alrekr]

I would slowly remove his bodyparts for what he have done my family.

Torture doesn't change the past.

Also your username and avatar conflict; as skinheads are often right wing fascists but your username suggest you are a communist

I will give you a quick history lesson about skinheads, ok?

Real skinheads from 1969 were non-racist and the true skinhead culture got it's roots in Jamaica. Real skinheads are often referred to as "Trojans" or trad-skins and they are non-political, it also exist a lot of black trad-skins so theres no way they are racist. (I'm a trad-skin myself)

Nazi skins are not real skinheads and only stole the name of the culture and style, they are called "Boneheads" and are not real skinheads, the same is for SHARP (anti fascist) and RASH (communist and anarchy skinheads)

And I may be a communist but my profile is made before I turned skinhead and as long as I don't combine my politics with my lifestyle it's ok also most skinheads are faced towards the left side because it supports the working class. So now stop trying to be smart and don't talk about shit you don't understand.

Now, to the topic, torture isn't maybe the answer but it's a start.

Didn't mean to come across as an wanna be smart arse; I just have never really come across any of the skinhead culture you mentioned. I've heard of people being skinheads just because they like that way of dress; but over here in the UK most of the skinheads I have encountered have been as you might call them "boneheads", who have taken offense to socialist rambling

But honestly how is torture a start(if to you its only a start what else is there to do)? Killing hitler 4 million times won't change a thing, just like how letting him live out the rest of his life doesn't change anything

 

[Communist partisan]

I would slowly remove his bodyparts for what he have done my family.

Torture doesn't change the past.

Also your username and avatar conflict; as skinheads are often right wing fascists but your username suggest you are a communist

I will give you a quick history lesson about skinheads, ok?

Real skinheads from 1969 were non-racist and the true skinhead culture got it's roots in Jamaica. Real skinheads are often referred to as "Trojans" or trad-skins and they are non-political, it also exist a lot of black trad-skins so theres no way they are racist. (I'm a trad-skin myself)

Nazi skins are not real skinheads and only stole the name of the culture and style, they are called "Boneheads" and are not real skinheads, the same is for SHARP (anti fascist) and RASH (communist and anarchy skinheads)

And I may be a communist but my profile is made before I turned skinhead and as long as I don't combine my politics with my lifestyle it's ok also most skinheads are faced towards the left side because it supports the working class. So now stop trying to be smart and don't talk about shit you don't understand.

Now, to the topic, torture isn't maybe the answer but it's a start.

Didn't mean to come across as an wanna be smart arse; I just have never really come across any of the skinhead culture you mentioned. I've heard of people being skinheads just because they like that way of dress; but over here in the UK most of the skinheads I have encountered have been as you might call them "boneheads", who have taken offense to socialist rambling

But honestly how is torture a start(if to you its only a start what else is there to do)? Killing hitler 4 million times won't change a thing, just like how letting him live out the rest of his life doesn't change anything

It's ok, I just thinked you sounded too much like a smart ass (in a rude way), sorry. The skin culture is mostly known as Nazis because it's them who draw attention to them-selfs but the real skins are not Nazis, visit Carnaby street and you'll probably a shitload of trojans and several S.H.A.R.Ps (even if the sharps isn't real skins).

And no matter how many times I would see the pain on Hitlers face while he's getting cut up in pieces I wouldn't get enough. Also isn't it the best way, causing him so much pain as possible before the horrible shit dies again?

 

[The Night Shade]

Oh Thank you,you are so kind *Gunshot*

 

[Tanis]

Stick a pineapple up your ass!

Ninja'd

Seriously:
Yeah, I do not forgive.

 

[Thespian]

Make him work as a butler in the houses of several Jewish/Homosexual/British or American people forcing him to call them "Sir/Madam" ask them when he could use the bathroom, run around getting them glasses of water and crumpets, occasionally spit-shining their shoes, that sort of thing. Just complete and utter humiliation. Best thing we can do to him without sinking to his level.

 

[GeneWard]

I'm not angry.
I'm just dissapointed.

 

[A_who]

I would tell him that it is okay, you only did what you thought was right.

 

[shroomie]

"I pardon you"

 

[Baradiel]

"Grow a handlebar moustache. Ruin that moustache instead."

 

[Baradiel]

I'm not angry.
I'm just dissapointed.

Jesus Christ! Don't be too harsh! He's hardly Hitl- oh...

 

[Haelium]

He has to declare that the SS uniform is no longer has anything to do with the SS. Come on, take one look at those uniforms and tell me that you wouldn't wear one if you could.

 

[The Funslinger]

Life imprisonment. Stuck in a concrete cell with no window. No visitations. Food consists of bread and water shoved under the door. No chance for any type of early release.

That would do it for me.

Take away the bread and water, and THAT would do it for me.

No, see then he would die. This would be an escape from the psychological torment of being trapped forever.

OT: Get him into a boxing match with Liam Neeson, then give him to the population of Israel for one day, but make sure he's still alive by the end (general condition doesn't matter as long as he's alive.) THEN put him in the concrete room.

 

[Dfskelleton]

Fun Answer: Stand up and yell in a booming voice "FINISH HIM!!". Then, Winston Churchill, Franklin Roosevelt, and the rest of the ally leaders rise from the ground in bursts of blue flame. Each one, using a twisted up rope made of their own flags, grabs one of Hitler's limbs. They all then violently yank the limbs right off. Franklin Roosevelt then delivers a brutal good old American kick to the crotch, Stalin sets him on fire before putting the flaming Furher out with salt, and France delivers a vicious karate chop to the face. Winston Churchill then walks up to Hitler, whose torso and head are being held by the rest of the allies. Hitler is barely alive as Winston brandishes a giant flaming hammer. He then says "A man does what he must - in spite of personal consequences, in spite of obstacles and dangers and pressures - and that is the basis of all human morality. Despite whatever consequences may come, I shall do what I must: KILL YOU, YOU NAZI SON OF A *****!!!" Winston then smashes Hitler's head in with the hammer, as I yell:
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Serious Answer: Ask "Do you truly want to be forgiven?" If he does, forgive him, but he still must suffer the consequence of the law. No matter how evil someone is, if they're really, truly sorry for what they have done, then they should be forgiven.