Christ, the first few pages had me laughing my ass off.
OT: Pakistani woman is retarded. Darkest you're going to get out of medieval Europe is a Welshman, or if you're lucky, a Spainiard (More than likely the basis for them there darker hobbits, as Spainiards are darker than regular Euros without being fucking middle eastern or African.)
Since I don't think the Tooks had a Harfoot in the woodpile, and since I don't remember reading about them fucking ever, we can safely assume that they fucked off somewhere else.
(Coincidentally, Gollum was a Welshman.The short, theiving, psychotic little bastard that he was, it's kinda obvious)