Holy Sh*t !

[zombays]

MOTHERFUCKING ASSCOCK HORSEFUCKING PUSSY-ASS PIECE OF SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT! GO TO FUCKING FUCK YOU FUCKING WHORE! GO TO HELL!

 

[Baldry]

HOLY SHIT FUCK WHY!?

 

[Steam Colossus]

Well my first word would probably be God closely followed by fucking and damn.

 

[Nouw]

I was just thinking about that!

I always say 'Sonofabitch!' whenever I feel pain and if someone else is around I say 'ouch' in a painful manner.

 

[xXGeckoXx]

AaAaAaaaAAAaaAAAAAaaaaaaa!!

I see you a have a reckless disregard for gravity *badum tish*

Spoiler

Joke based on the game:
AaAaaAaAAA!!! -- A Reckless Disregard for Gravity

 

[Evilbunny]

Great Googly Moogly!

 

[0p3rati0n]

DAMNIT!

 

[kikon9]

"FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!"

 

[wrecker77]

*Spit take*

If I wasn't drinking anything at the time of the shot, I'l find something to drink, its too good an opportunity.

 

[Burningsok]

ooooooohhh yoou muthafucka!!

 

[Captain Pancake]

AHHHHHH FUCK!!!

 

[hannan4mitch]

Actually, I'll go one step further; following is the script of the fictional situation:
(Driveby starts)
(gunshots)
Ohshitohshitohshitohshit...
(a few miss, barely)
FUCKING-A!! ************!!
(get hit)
AAAAAAAAGHHH!!!FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK!!!
AARGH!!!!!!!!!

 

[someonehairy-ish]

probably swear my head off then ask the nearest person to phone an ambulance?

The thread should really have ended there.

Unless slowly losing consciousness makes a sound?

 

[silver wolf009]

*Turns to guy who shoots me*

"You backstabbing, c**k biting, moose ra**ing, goose killing, baby touching, chicken licking, bug stomping, a** munching, d**k sucking, slug salting w**re!!!"

 

[RamirezDoEverything]

"SHIT!"
then I would continue to say, "shit,shit,shit,shit,shit,shit,shit," until the pain stopped

 

[Wilko316]

Somebody's lost a bullet! Poor fucker.

 

[zidine100]

edit: removed big ass swear, well i cant be arsed with it.

 

[WanderingFool]

The same as my Escapist motto,

[HEADING=1]SON OF A *****!!!!![/HEADING]

 

[[.redacted]]

"That was thoroughly indecent of you, you realise that? That really, really hurt. I have a good mind to shout foul language at you - I hope you're happy with what you've done.
[sub]Honestly, gun-toting people these days[/sub]"

Something like that... Maybe.

 

[Blue Musician]

I probably wouldn't want to say a anything, after all if I get shot that means I'm ready to die. If someone shoots you in Mexico nowadays, it's quite probably that it's going to be followed by 100 bullets.

But if I was just shot once and survived I would probably scream in pain, maybe followed by the words "fuck" and "bloody hell" with it's variants "bloody fucking hell", etc...