Holy Sh*t !

[The Rookie Gamer]

"Oh, God."
Then wincing all the way while going to a hospital.

 

[Vanguard_Ex]

[HEADING=3]WARNING: Profanity heavy thread might be incoming![/HEADING]

You've just been shot through the shoulder, in a random driveby. It's a non-lethal wound but it still hurts like hell.

What is your first choice of words? (Feel free to write it in your native language with a translation, if your native language is not English!)
[sub]Coherent words, that is. You know, after you've yelled your head off at how much it hurts.[/sub]

You've already read what I think mine would be!

Christ man...for a minute, I thought this read 'I've just been shot through the shoulder'. I was freaking the hell out!

 

[Icarion (aka Stockholm)]

"Well, THAT's depressing." also, "Dammmit, this is what I get for going to Lynn." I think I would go into shock at some point after getting hit.

 

[Canid117]

Holy shit I just got shot in the shoulder and it is non lethal! You don't see that happening outside of movies much!

Or I would calmly look at my wound, take a puff from my cigar and calmly say "God bless adrenaline."

 

[T-Bone24]

What I want: "Gosh dangit straight to heck!"

What will happen: "[HEADING=1]AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRHAAAAHAHAHAAAHOOOOOOOOOORRRGGHHHHHHH[/HEADING]"

 

[Kris015]

Sørens også!

That's one of the worst insults here in Denmark.

 

[Amethyst Wind]

Well, not a word per-se, just an animalistic noise of pain and anger.

 

[Mikazuki]

godverdomme kut kut kkzooi

This

A thousand times this!

 

[Boneasse]

[HEADING=3]WARNING: Profanity heavy thread might be incoming![/HEADING]

You've just been shot through the shoulder, in a random driveby. It's a non-lethal wound but it still hurts like hell.

What is your first choice of words? (Feel free to write it in your native language with a translation, if your native language is not English!)
[sub]Coherent words, that is. You know, after you've yelled your head off at how much it hurts.[/sub]

You've already read what I think mine would be!

Christ man...for a minute, I thought this read 'I've just been shot through the shoulder'. I was freaking the hell out!

Don't worry mate. I generally make a habit of not getting shot on a Saturday. That would be a complete waste of weekend.

 

[Atheist Pope]

LOOK AT ME, DO I LOOK LIKE ONE OF THEM

Cookie for reference :3

Left 4 Dead, but more specifically the Machinima entitled Left 4 Farts when Francis shoots him....
If that was what you were thinking of.

OT: The obvious and inevitable reaction curse word

 

[Goldeneye103X2]

Everyone has said my answer for me, so.......

(Seemingly minorly affected, but majorly pissed, and saying it as if to prove that it hurt a lot): OUCH????!!!????

You know the type.

Or perhaps: "Ow, maybe next time I should have seen it coming, then I could have been all like 'slooooooooww time' and punch it back and stuff".

 

[EviladeBlazingDemon]

Fucking... FUCK!

 

[ShadowsofHope]

-calmly take out knife, cut out bullet-

Despite popular media, that actually makes things worse than just leaving the bullet within your body and waiting for a medical professional to make the call afterwards.

OT: "HOLLYWOOD, THOU HAS FORSAKEN ME!" ..and then fall over in intense agony.

 

[Sn1P3r M98]

I'd probably just yell, "FUCK!". I imagine bullets hurt like hell, so that would probably be the only thing coming to my mind.

 

[Gavmando]

"Fiddle-de-de. That will require a tetanus shot."

 

[GenericAmerican]

"That stings a little."
Or.
"I'm going to need a band aid."

If it was my one friend he would say.

"Hmm...doesn't hurt as much this time."

 

[Firetaffer]

I would push the bullet out of the other side without saying anything, like the badass Far-cry 2 guy I am.

 

[Voodoomancer]

Thinking: Oh my god, I just got shot. This feels weird. I've never been shot before. I don't think I'm going to die, I hope the ambulance gets here quick, maybe I should grab my phone on call for one, but someone probably already did, but maybe I should just to be sure....

Saying out loud: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

 

[NoseDigger]

Well, if not screaming, then maybe a loud and full of rage "************" followed by more screaming and rage.

 

[Breaker deGodot]

Do I LOOK like a *****?!