Home alone

[Banana Phone]

If you're not up for that idea, then you could always make a fort. That's always fucking cool.

Here's somebody who knows what's up.

 

[ModReap]

I am very proud to say that I have never once stepped out of bounds while I was home by myself, I am the pinnacle of responsibility and maturity.

*Waits for the taunts of BOOORRR~RIIING to ensue*

What this guy said. Except instead of responsibility and maturity, it was because I wasn't social enough in high school to throw a party.

Granted, that's probably why my parents occasionally left me home alone for up to a week at a time, and that was kinda fun, but I lead a boring life as a result.

Ditto

 

[Neonbob]

That's a bit too close a relationship for over the internet, buddy. And I don't know how you could think that could sound anything but back-country weird.

You love it, you saucy minx.

Just a little. The rest of me wants to send a group of mutant ninjas to your place of dwelling in order to exact swift internet-fueled revenge upon you. That's the best kind, you know.

 

[Neonbob]

Just a little. The rest of me wants to send a group of mutant ninjas to your place of dwelling in order to exact swift internet-fueled revenge upon you. That's the best kind, you know.

It's that little part that makes me love you.

Wait, what?

Awww, you love me? Why, shucks. I'm just your average internet psycho! Love is a strange feeling to me!

Oh, one more thing I do when I'm alone is go see my girlfriend. That solves a bunch of problems!

 

[Internet Kraken]

I do what I normally do when people are home.

Sit in my room on the computer because I have nothing to do.

That, or I go down to the pond and listen to the chorus of frogs.

 

[Neonbob]

Oh, one more thing I do when I'm alone is go see my girlfriend. That solves a bunch of problems!

-lip quivers-

Aw, I'm sorry, hun. Did you get your hopes up? I should have guessed that after how eager you were to pronounce Max gay last night...

 

[Shapsters]

Just a little. The rest of me wants to send a group of mutant ninjas to your place of dwelling in order to exact swift internet-fueled revenge upon you. That's the best kind, you know.

It's that little part that makes me love you.

Wait, what?

You can say it, go ahead! I do prefer my right hand however, it is my stronger hand and it has more endurance.

-tears in eyes- I... I MASTURBATE! -joyous, revalationary music-

Also, it's weird, because I'm actually right handed. I dunno why I use my left.

The first step is admittance, the second step is endurance! I will say it too!

[sup]I masturbate[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

Aw, I'm sorry, hun. Did you get your hopes up? I should have guessed that after how eager you were to pronounce Max gay last night...

I have no idea what you're talking about. I LIKE GIRLS! >.>

If you say so
You know we'll still talk to you either way, right?

 

[ConnorCool]

music all the way up, and empty the house of food

 

[megapenguinx]

Kudos to the Dalek clock, I usually just wander around the captial wasteland

 

[Agayek]

Woo! Now we just need to get everyone to admit it, and we'll all be better human beings.

I masticate!

 

[Shapsters]

The first step is admittance, the second step is endurance! I will say it too!

[sup]I masturbate[/sup]

Woo! Now we just need to get everyone to admit it, and we'll all be better human beings.

If you say so

But.. I.. I doooooo! I hit on username taken! That's proof, isn't it?

The world would be much better, also, NeonBob, quit rubbing it in about your girlfriend jerk! I bet she isn't even real! or he just named his hand Cindy.

 

[Neonbob]

The first step is admittance, the second step is endurance! I will say it too!

[sup]I masturbate[/sup]

Woo! Now we just need to get everyone to admit it, and we'll all be better human beings.

If you say so

But.. I.. I doooooo! I hit on username taken! That's proof, isn't it?

The world would be much better, also, NeonBob, quit rubbing it in about your girlfriend jerk! I bet she isn't even real! or he just named his hand Cindy.

No!...her name is Aureal. Geeze, have some originality...but honestly, go to the "post your pic" thread for actual proof. Hah!

Oooh would you like some ICE for that BUUURN?

...no...I want a milkshake.

 

[Shapsters]

The first step is admittance, the second step is endurance! I will say it too!

[sup]I masturbate[/sup]

Woo! Now we just need to get everyone to admit it, and we'll all be better human beings.

If you say so

But.. I.. I doooooo! I hit on username taken! That's proof, isn't it?

The world would be much better, also, NeonBob, quit rubbing it in about your girlfriend jerk! I bet she isn't even real! or he just named his hand Cindy.

No!...her name is Aureal. Geeze, have some originality...but honestly, go to the "post your pic" thread for actual proof. Hah!

Oooh would you like some ICE for that BUUURN?

...no...I want a milkshake.

Photoshop works wonders my friend! Also, my "girlfriends" name is Taylor, a little less hookerish.

 

[Neonbob]

...no...I want a milkshake.

Ohhh I'll give you a milkshake. ;P

..seriously, I'm not gay.

Alright, I believe ya.

Photoshop works wonders my friend! Also, my "girlfriends" name is Taylor, a little less hookerish.

This is true. Especially for blackmail.

 

[Isalan]

Practice knife throwing with kitchen knives. You never know when it will come in useful.

 

[Neonbob]

...no...I want a milkshake.

Ohhh I'll give you a milkshake. ;P

..seriously, I'm not gay.

Alright, I believe ya.

Photoshop works wonders my friend! Also, my "girlfriends" name is Taylor, a little less hookerish.

This is true. Especially for blackmail.

Finally.

And yes, like this photomagraph of you shaking hands with Saddam Hussein over a nuclear warhead.

Psh, like that's gonna make the NSA take me any more seriously...they've already got several teams on me all the time.

 

[Evilbunny]

I act normal all day when other people are around, so when I'm alone I like to get naked, tape green pipe cleaners to my head, and go on the Escapist.

 

[Space Spoons]

I was expecting Culkin in this thread. Does that make me a bad person?

I usually blast my music so loud that the windows shake. My house has really, really thin walls, so I pretty much always have to wear headphones.

 

[Neonbob]

Psh, like that's gonna make the NSA take me any more seriously...they've already got several teams on me all the time.

Oh I know. I'm one of them.

Nice shirt.

Why thank you...too bad I'm not wearing one! And I see you behind that bush. The screen glow kinda gives you away...I'm gonna have to let your superior-hold on a sec-
*Grabs scope*
-Fred, know that you compromised your position...back to training with you!