You wake up, a fat plumber who never talks and can jump 20 feet in the air. You find out you are the one that has to save the world with your pet fluff ball. 3 trillion hours later you finally reach the temple of doom! Your fluff ball is the real demigod(or general, maniac, or stupid fanboy) you deafet him and party. But wait! The kind old mentor is the real villian and strips you of all inventory except for your stupid pipe you could never sell to a merchant. You defeat him, he tells you he's your grandpa, you start crying and the credits role THE END!
