Horrible fan-art and -fiction appreciation thread!

[FPLOON]

Spoiler: Joseph the Hedgehog

http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/001/b/2/joseph_the_hedgehog_new__by_daringashia-d367xpt.png
It's like they weren't even trying...

Spoiler: That's better... ?

http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2014/283/5/f/xxjoseph_the_hedgehog_for_sonic_revolutionsxx_by_z59-d82b4yq.png

Anyway, has anyone read the fanfic Dipper Goes To Taco Bell? It's an "experience", I tell you what...

Other than that, I never get tired of looking up terrible fan art on e621... >.>

 

[ObserverStatus]

Spoiler: Me getting sponge bath from Twilight at hospital

I don't remember how I found this gem, but the description was delightfully weird.

"In this picture, I am very sick and in the Hospital with Twilight Sparkle from MLP:FIM as the doctor. I am receiving Crystal treatment for my illness which is causing my hands and fingers to grow large with long bony fingers and prominant joints. The Crystal treatment is through the Hickmann Catheter in my Chest to deliver Crystals to me with the orange and purple Crystal solutions, As well as the IV cannula in my Hand but it is not being used at the time. There is also EKG electrodes on my chest and the Pulse Oximeter which show my heart rate and oxygen on the Moniter and the Oxygen mask to deliver Crystal air to my lungs as well as the colection bag on the bed. Because I am too sick to get out of bed, Twilight Sparkle is giving me a Sponge bath to keep me clean and avoid Infections while i am in the Hospital. She is using a Sponge to put soap and water onto my back and cheast. And I am crying because it is uncomfortble with the IV tubes and stuff and its embarassing, As well I am afraid of getting permanent Large Hands from the treatment side effects."

 

[Drathnoxis]

This has to be the funniest Sonic fan art I've ever seen:

Spoiler

Sonic is super ripped and laying on the beach with hunched back Amy.

 

[CrystalViolet]

I don't know what I just stumbled into and now I'm deeply unsettled.

 

[teh_Canape]

Spoiler: ladies and gay bros, control your orgasms

like, jesus christ at least change the colors a little
god damn

 

[TallanKhan]

I'm not sure what I expected this thread to be, but I don't feel like I was prepared for this. Maybe it's me, but I don't even get what franchises most of the pics are meant to be related to.

 

[Brainpaint]

My hedgehog pics were mostly pretty decent
This is the worst I could find (although there was this one of a veggie tales character dressed as Sonic but since i never saw the show it doesn't ruin anything for me):

So I ended up looking up my future brother in law's name as well:

... Dem legz...

 

[[Kira Must Die]]

This has to be the funniest Sonic fan art I've ever seen:

Spoiler

Sonic is super ripped and laying on the beach with hunched back Amy.

Why is Golduck messaging a bikini-wearing Slowpoke while Zoroark watches?

OT: I thought I'd give the whole [Your Name] the Hedgehog a try, figuring that there's no way there'd be one of mine since my name is spelled differently than how Dane is usually spelled.

I was wrong:

Spoiler

The description says "This is my own hedgehog,Dayne,he has the powers of light, he knows no pain, so not even Black Doom can harm him"

And then there's this one:

Uhhh... what am I looking at, exactly?

Well, at the very least these people actually drew these, as oppose to simply tracing or poorly changing the colors of existing Sonic pictures. Those just depress me, while the erotic ones just disturb me.