How badly have you ever been physically hurt?
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Lol, thats a pretty awesome story. I was once in a similar situation. But since I am 13, the father couldnt hurt me physicly (Yay for under-age).WolfMage said:
I fell off a water tower once, but there was a LOT of snow and I wasn't actually hurt that badly. I haven't actually had any serious, life-and-mobility-threatening injuries, despite all the stupid crap I've done to myself.
The worst thing I can remember is what happened when I tried to shave my legs while I was drunk. It was New Year's day, six in the evening, and I had been drinking since I woke up. My friends and I had the idea to go out to a fancy Greek restaurant for our first supper of the year, and being as we mostly girls, went off to groom ourselves into something that didn't look as messed up as we felt. While I was shaving my legs, my mind wandered off somewhere, drifting along such important topics as flaming cheese and who would play Mega Man in a live-action movie. I was brought back to reality by the innocent notation that my foot was warm, and when I looked down there was a great bloody cataract all down my leg. I had not just cut myself, but peeled the skin right off. There was an unsettlingly long curlicue of pale skin stuck to the razor, like Satan's own pencil shavings. Oh, and when you're already spinny-headed from intoxication, blood loss gets EXTRA FUN.
I screamed a lot, and did not get flaming cheese that night.
The worst thing I can remember is what happened when I tried to shave my legs while I was drunk. It was New Year's day, six in the evening, and I had been drinking since I woke up. My friends and I had the idea to go out to a fancy Greek restaurant for our first supper of the year, and being as we mostly girls, went off to groom ourselves into something that didn't look as messed up as we felt. While I was shaving my legs, my mind wandered off somewhere, drifting along such important topics as flaming cheese and who would play Mega Man in a live-action movie. I was brought back to reality by the innocent notation that my foot was warm, and when I looked down there was a great bloody cataract all down my leg. I had not just cut myself, but peeled the skin right off. There was an unsettlingly long curlicue of pale skin stuck to the razor, like Satan's own pencil shavings. Oh, and when you're already spinny-headed from intoxication, blood loss gets EXTRA FUN.
I screamed a lot, and did not get flaming cheese that night.
I broke my ankle (Wrestling), two ribs (Kickboxing), my hand (MMA), collarbone (Wrestling), nose (Kickboxing), gotten four stitches over my left eye (MMA), sliced open my hand from my pinky to right before my wrist (Skateboarding fell on some glass), cut my right hands middle finger halfway through the bone (glass door to my shower fell off while I was taking a bath), cracked the side of my jaw bone (MMA), and have gotten 4 concussions (MMA 2, Wrestling 1, skating 1).
The worst was my ankle because I wasn't able to do anything for like 2 and a half months, this was in the middle of summer so there weren't any new games coming out either, except Final Fantasy Crisis Core, that was pretty good. But I never played Final Fantasy 7 so I was lost in the plot for the most part.
The worst was my ankle because I wasn't able to do anything for like 2 and a half months, this was in the middle of summer so there weren't any new games coming out either, except Final Fantasy Crisis Core, that was pretty good. But I never played Final Fantasy 7 so I was lost in the plot for the most part.
Accidently hit my own foot with an axe.
Could see the bone, all the layers of flesh and skin.
It wasn't that bad for the first 5 mins(shock) but then the pain returned. NOT COOL.
Could see the bone, all the layers of flesh and skin.
It wasn't that bad for the first 5 mins(shock) but then the pain returned. NOT COOL.
Jesus Christ, what do you do for a living? Maybe some storys behind all thatWolfMage said:
My worst physical pain would have to be during a round of AFL (Australian Football League). I was in the ruck with some little dude, and while I stood there to tap the ball, he full on ran up and kneed me in the nut sack to get some height.
Than my coach kneeled down, rested his hand on my shoulder and said to me, "Atleast you know your male"
while i can say those would hurt there a lot worse then a broken nose or a fracture on your head. and i can say hokey isn't a womens' sport i can also say that the idea of a 7ft, 400 pound guy, running 4.5 in the 40 meter dash, ramming straight at you with the intent of killing you sounds a whole lot worse then grown men on ice shooting passing a puck around.
personally i've never been stupid enough to have anything major what-so-ever happen to me. Never broke a bone in my life and i hope to continue on this path for a while. the worse thing that has really happened to me was when my brother lightly cut me "accidentally", no stitches, no band aid even, just one paper towel and a lot of killing having to be done.
personally i've never been stupid enough to have anything major what-so-ever happen to me. Never broke a bone in my life and i hope to continue on this path for a while. the worse thing that has really happened to me was when my brother lightly cut me "accidentally", no stitches, no band aid even, just one paper towel and a lot of killing having to be done.
Split my scull open as a kid messing about on my bed. did a running jump onto the bed into the wall.
On holiday broke my foot in a fight and refused to go to E+A as i did not want spend the rest of the holiday in hospital.
On holiday broke my foot in a fight and refused to go to E+A as i did not want spend the rest of the holiday in hospital.
I just found out from my mum that I actually died again 2 hours later. Does that make un-undead?Danny Ocean said:
I've been lucky. I've never broken anything and I've only fractured my ankle and wrist once.
I sat on my straightners the other day though. The pain! They go up to 230 degrees. I still have the scar.
I sat on my straightners the other day though. The pain! They go up to 230 degrees. I still have the scar.
I find it surprising that after 18 and a half years, I've never broken a single bone. There have even been a few situations which you would have thought would result in a broken bone.
Closest I came to it was fairly recently at an Alestorm gig. Tripped over in a mosh pit, others tripped over me and at least one person fell on my leg. (Couldn't really tell what was going on, since it happened fairly quickly and all I could see was the floor and people's feet.) Bearing in mind that people at metal shows are genrally tanks, whereas I could be accurately described with the word "stickboy", it should come as no surprise that it hurt like hell. Couldn't walk at all without severe pain the morning after. I could sort of walk the following day, but I still had to limp to my lectures that week.
During the day of immobility, I was thinking to myself: "I haven't even broken any bones and I'm still in agony. Exactly how painful is a broken bone?"
Closest I came to it was fairly recently at an Alestorm gig. Tripped over in a mosh pit, others tripped over me and at least one person fell on my leg. (Couldn't really tell what was going on, since it happened fairly quickly and all I could see was the floor and people's feet.) Bearing in mind that people at metal shows are genrally tanks, whereas I could be accurately described with the word "stickboy", it should come as no surprise that it hurt like hell. Couldn't walk at all without severe pain the morning after. I could sort of walk the following day, but I still had to limp to my lectures that week.
During the day of immobility, I was thinking to myself: "I haven't even broken any bones and I'm still in agony. Exactly how painful is a broken bone?"
First post but whatever!
I have broken both my arms. Once jumping from a tree, once when I fell from a ladder which caused a hairline fracture which I only thought was a bruise until a week later when my cousin jumped on my arm (accidently) and broke it good a proper.
I once tried to cycle fast down a farm lane and ended up catching my foot between the pedal and a post. That broke the four little toes on my left food, one of which is still contorted 6 years later.
My last serious injury was when some idiot decided that I had knocked into him in a nightclub and proceeded to headbutt my splitting my nose open then when I went to the bathrooms to clean myself up he followed me and hit my head three or four times against a sink. Last memory lying on floor - next memory waking up in an ambulance with a paramedic pushing my nose back into position.
Nothing too serious in my life just me either being clumsy or being in the rong place!
I have broken both my arms. Once jumping from a tree, once when I fell from a ladder which caused a hairline fracture which I only thought was a bruise until a week later when my cousin jumped on my arm (accidently) and broke it good a proper.
I once tried to cycle fast down a farm lane and ended up catching my foot between the pedal and a post. That broke the four little toes on my left food, one of which is still contorted 6 years later.
My last serious injury was when some idiot decided that I had knocked into him in a nightclub and proceeded to headbutt my splitting my nose open then when I went to the bathrooms to clean myself up he followed me and hit my head three or four times against a sink. Last memory lying on floor - next memory waking up in an ambulance with a paramedic pushing my nose back into position.
Nothing too serious in my life just me either being clumsy or being in the rong place!