How can I become 'cool'
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Wear sunglasses all the time, even in the dark and in your sleep!
Never, under any circumstances, stand or sit up straight!
Never express any interest or emotion other than boredom at how pitifully less cool the rest of the world is than you.
You must have rips in your jeans! Only losers have well maintained clothing.
Keep your hands in your pockets as much as possible, even if it's impractical or just plain stupid!
Hang out in alleyways or other dingy, gross locations. Dumpsters are very cool!
Get a switchblade comb, and pull it out to touch up your do every 5 minutes.
Never actually do anything, you can be cool without succeeding, but failing is never cool.
Wear a leather jacket everywhere you go, even if it's really hot and it gets all sticky.
You must get at least 2 cronies who are much, much less cool than you so that you look like the emperor of cool, just by comparison.
And smoke! Lung cancer and tar stained fingers are the epitome of cool!
Never, under any circumstances, stand or sit up straight!
Never express any interest or emotion other than boredom at how pitifully less cool the rest of the world is than you.
You must have rips in your jeans! Only losers have well maintained clothing.
Keep your hands in your pockets as much as possible, even if it's impractical or just plain stupid!
Like, even if you are in a fight, with a knife in your teeth, KEEP THOSE HANDS IN THEIR POCKETS!
Get a switchblade comb, and pull it out to touch up your do every 5 minutes.
Never actually do anything, you can be cool without succeeding, but failing is never cool.
Wear a leather jacket everywhere you go, even if it's really hot and it gets all sticky.
You must get at least 2 cronies who are much, much less cool than you so that you look like the emperor of cool, just by comparison.
And smoke! Lung cancer and tar stained fingers are the epitome of cool!
I hear a good fisting can give you some respect around certain communities.
Mainly pornstarts.
BUT hey, Taco, you can finally fulfill both of your dreams.
Be friends by pornstars, and be FISTED by pornstars.
...Oh... and be cool, I guess.
Mainly pornstarts.
BUT hey, Taco, you can finally fulfill both of your dreams.
Be friends by pornstars, and be FISTED by pornstars.
...Oh... and be cool, I guess.
You'll always be cool to me, Taco!
If that isn't enough, I don't know what is.
Maybe, I dunno... get more screaming fangirls?
If that isn't enough, I don't know what is.
Maybe, I dunno... get more screaming fangirls?
Become a nihilist. The less you care, the cooler you are. I'm not even joking. Showing any kind of emotional investment in something along with any kind of accentuated emotion is seen as being uncool. If you ask random people, they're most likely not going to know what you're talking about, but trust me on this; it's seated deep in humans.
In order to be cool, you need to break all the rules.
But only the uncool ones. Don't break the cool rules, because that wouldn't be cool.
But only the uncool ones. Don't break the cool rules, because that wouldn't be cool.
This.totheendofsin said:
I don't recommend this. Cold as balls out right now.
OP: But to be cool in the metaphorical sense? I suggest you do cool things. Like me. Do what I do...
Daddy-o.
[small]Mainly, purchase a dakimakura on a whim then feel ashamed of yourself. *finger guns*[/small]
Or, alternatively, become a cat. Because, honestly, a cat's the only cat who knows where it's at.
Honestly, I'd start a Snapchat account I'd document with a profuse amount of small vids showing how much of a spontaneous and energy-filled young devil I am, if I were you. Use ALL of the Snap filters, and never fail to use the Goku one when it crops up.
You'll never be cool if you don't go Fake Saiyan while yelling nonsense about your latest dump or hating your job.
You'll never be cool if you don't go Fake Saiyan while yelling nonsense about your latest dump or hating your job.
Dude you're a Psychic Taco. The only way to get any cooler than that would be to be a psychic/telekinetic/matter-warping Chimichanga who hangs out with Deadpool...PsychicTaco115 said:
Sorry, I've got DP on the brain... saturated in 4th wall breaking comedy.
You are already there. Being funny, bringing joy to other people's lives is essentially all you need, which you already possess. It is less about image and more about what you do and bring to others. The idea of "cool" in the general kiddy/teenage sense is only skin deep. You just need to be your own character in a way that inspires others. Maybe that sounds too vague, but we are all so different, it is difficult not to be. Just keep making people smile, that will always be cool as long as humanity exists.
I got this. That is, Bruce Campbell's got your back.
Truly, this video can be applied to any abstract social construct.
Wear a fedora, grow some questionable facial hair and tell everyone that all their favourite games are actually rubbish. Also make sure to use super cool words like SJW, overrated, and brony.
I apologise for nothing.
I apologise for nothing.