How did you do that?

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Skill, my good sir.

How did you get inactive?

 

[Ren3004]

By being lazy.


How did you make me get up?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By pulling you up.

How did you get shot?

 

[doopdoopdoopdoop]

doop doop doop doop doop

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By shooting him.
All I saw was blood due to that ninja's sword...

How did you get that monkey stew?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By... being a dojikko.

How did you not understand that statement?

 

[Neonbob]

I don't speak whatever language that was...

How did you manage to confuse the entire Eastern Seaboard?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By speaking Japanese.

How did you forget that I love that language?

 

[Neonbob]

Atomic bombs...in the sky!
They fell to earth...and they all died!
...so it doesn't rhyme perfectly. SUE ME.

How did you crack a smile in pavement?

 

[Neonbob]

I did a spinning kick and smashed it into millions of pieces.
*poses*

How did you capture me on film?

 

[Jedamethis]

With a hairdryer. He was giving me the cold shoulder.
http://instantrimshot.com/

How did you find Wally?

 

[HT_Black]

I read any one of numerous Dilbert strips that featured him.

How did you not become infuriated at my clever reposte?

 

[therealsomeguy]

I was high

How did you take my drugs away?

 

[Sephychu]

The Force.

How you get me here so fast?

 

[Vrex360]

My Ghost was on turbo.

How did you manage to get into bed with Scarlett Johansson?

 

[Lullabye]

the same way i got out. very very quietly....

how did take the cookie from the cookie jar?

 

[Vrex360]

With delicate ease, and Sangheilian ninja skills.

How did you kill that Spinosaurus?

 

[Ren3004]

With my bare fists.


How did you kill my bare fists?

 

[Vrex360]

With my Sangheilian fists that are superior to you humans fists.

How did you steal my plasma rifle?

 

[Ren3004]

My sneak skill is OVER 9000!


How did you kill that meme?