How did you do that?

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Police tape.

How did you become a zombie for no reason?

 

[KitsunetheFox]

I was killing the demons... then I was the demons. The rest is a blur.

How did you kill the demon-zombies of Decapod 9?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Nukes.

How did you convert your entire army to Chaos?

 

[Neonbob]

A lot of shotgun use.
It was fuuuuun.
I threw them into the Warp.

How did you put a flag up on Everest in a day?

 

[KitsunetheFox]

I headbutted it with my elbow.

What does the scouter say about his power level?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

He says its OVER 9000!!!!

How did you not see that coming?

 

[darth jacen]

Oh I did

How did you make your power level over 1 MILLION!!!???!!!

 

[KitsunetheFox]

I'm Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann. I'm comprised of the collective awesome of the most badass people in the universe. I can do whatever the fragmentation grenade I like.

Why don't you have the determination of a true warrior?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I am a lowly internet user!

How did you not see my lowlyness?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I was blinded by scorpions in my retinas.

How did you get scorpions in there in the first place?

 

[Neonbob]

Tiny little needles. :-D

How did you see the last ant?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

They beat the jellyfish in the race.
By getting ninja'd.

How did I get a jellyfish in my eye?

 

[Neonbob]

Well, I stuck your face in a bunch of jellyfish eggs.
Sooo...yeah.

How did you empty the benches?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

With a BFG 9000.

How did the benches survive the blast?

 

[KitsunetheFox]

They had the rule of cool.

How did I slip under the radar?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Cloaking.

How did you think that jellyfish laid eggs?
[sup]Medusa (free living jellyfish) bud off polyps![/sup]

 

[darth jacen]

I'm rather uneducated in Biology

How did you kill Solid Snake, and Nathan Drake? (And thank you for it by the way)

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

With a gun that shoots venomous snakes.

How did that armadillo scale the Eiffel Tower?

 

[KitsunetheFox]

He had the power of Swordchucks.

How did Black Mage destroy the universe?

 

[darth jacen]

summon fiery Apocalypse spell

How did you learn how to go invisible at will?