How did you do that?

[Guitar Gamer]

I ripped off the car door then got engineer to hot wire it
how did you let this happen?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

it was 2 year old genius prodigy math test!

how did a mudkip become a communist?

 

[therealsomeguy]

It was C&C Red alerts fault

How did you drink that jar of warm yellow liquid?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

It was honey. I feel sick...

How did you escape the crazed Yandere?

 

[therealsomeguy]

To show that i could

How did you know that im close to 300 posts?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I looked

how did you sing barbie girl while sober?

 

[therealsomeguy]

I stole it while i was celebrating my 300TH POST....WOOO.....300 posts of GLORY

What did you bring me to honor my achievment?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

a dog

how did you kick it without hurting your foot?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I asked my Yandere to kill it for me.

How did you defeat the Cult of Kraken?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

with the cult of cthulhu

how did you defeat RED team?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

what can heavy's not hack?

how did BLU defeat RED this isn't possible!!

 

[Guitar Gamer]

it included your mother and a bottle of scotch

how did you hook with my sister who doesn't even exist?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I didn't?

how did you kill my father?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

because that's not true!!

how did you know that's impossible?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I am quite wise, you know.

How did you forget that my teacher was The Sage Wolf Horo?

 

[Baby Eater]

amnesia.

how did you become the worlds tallest midget?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I was not a midget. Just short.

How did you defeat Suiseiseki?

 

[Baby Eater]

by going back and time and killing her "father" as a baby

how did you not see my uranium fuled time traveling underwear?

 

[Baby Eater]

shrink ray.

how did you survive seeing a large hadron collider get Falcon punched?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I changed it to the giant hard on collider getting falcon punched, then I just winced and consuled the next of kin

how did you find that weird??