How did you do that?

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

With magic.

How did you think all elves were Tolkien elves?

 

[Neonbob]

I was hopeful...

How did you lure me to your room?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

With promises of cookies.

How did you steal all my cookies at gunpoint?

 

[Neonbob]

I shot you in the foot. A few times.

How did you get all the buttons in one push?

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I said I would give them to orphans

How did you assassinate Obama?

 

[Neonbob]

I dropped a nuke on Washington.

How did you hide the truth from lie detectors?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By seeing a ninja'ing.

How did you ninja that person?

 

[Nouw]

I went into the future and came back.

How did you prove to the world Star Craft copyed everysingle good Science Fiction universe?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By exiling you from Korea.

How did you get the entire population of Korea to attempt to kill you on the spot?

 

[AgDr_ODST]

by not knowing how much koreans loved StarCraft.

how did you prove Global warming was a hoax?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Science.

How did you kill my science with fire?

 

[Nouw]

Spoiler: Offtopic

By saying I hate StarCraft

How did you not know that?

They won't. They don't give a damn if someone says they hate it. I did it and no one even talked to me. They also play other RTS's other then Star Craft like DOW and TW

 

[Neonbob]

Flamethrowers are fucking amazing.

How did you make placards that aren't funny?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By seriousing.

How did you use a meme in a meeting?

 

[Neonbob]

When someone asked how much money we had in the budget, I shouted...yeah, you see where I'm goin with this.

How did you lift the ban on hair in Indonesia?

 

[AgDr_ODST]

by showing them my amazing wavy locks.

How did you break out of Super Jail

 

[LeonLethality]

With my FISTS! (and some super lasers)

How did you find out where I put the milk?

 

[War Penguin]

You had a place in the fridge labelled "put milk here".

How did you discover the city living on top of my head?

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I used a powerful microscope

how in the red hell did you get Godzilla and King Kong to make a baby?

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

I put bananas on Godzilla's crotch and cut off all of Kong's arms.

How did you fix the suitcase?