How did you do that?

j1-2themax · Jan 21, 2010

I have the memory of a drug addict. Please forgive.

How did you get up there?

CounterAttack · Jan 21, 2010

I jumped. One of my RP characters can do that. (Malcolm Kage, The New Generation)

How did you avert the worldwide crisis?

j1-2themax · Jan 21, 2010

I blew the living crap out of it.
Then I blew the living crap out of it some more.

How did you manage to survive two nukes?

Pimppeter2 · Jan 21, 2010

I am Pimppeter2

How did you get Drafted to play in the NFL?

Troublesome Lagomorph · Jan 21, 2010

By some cruel and unusual joke by life.

How did you survive a bullet to the brain?

Neonbob · Jan 21, 2010

I regenerated. Healing factors are awesome.

How did you get kicked out of a group?

CounterAttack · Jan 21, 2010

I constantly quoted LRR videos.

How did you invade France?

King Kupofried · Jan 21, 2010

With an army of Genma from the past.
How did you get rid of all that peanut butter?

Neonbob · Jan 21, 2010

I fed it to an army of rats.

How did you spend five million dollars on cake?

CounterAttack · Jan 21, 2010

That cake was huge, but worth it.

How did you join the LoadingReadyRunners?

AgDr_ODST · Jan 21, 2010

I brainwashed thier leader just cause for the sake of overkill.

How did you find my underground bunker?

Zedzero · Jan 21, 2010

You gave me the map

How did you solve world war III?

AgDr_ODST · Jan 21, 2010

held the sun at gunpoint and threatened to blow it up

How did us escapists kill the twilight franchise?

Dark Knifer · Jan 21, 2010

With lots of tubs of butter, because we can do awsome stuff like that.

How do you find out what wires to cut?

AgDr_ODST · Jan 21, 2010

I didn't I cut them all because Im crazy and it worked.

how did you get an unreleased sex tape of my favorite two celebs

CounterAttack · Jan 21, 2010

They gave it to me to keep quiet.

How did you find out who the assassin was?

AgDr_ODST · Jan 21, 2010

I screamed Im a templar and he lunged at me with a hidden blade.

how did you resurect the champ?

Dark Knifer · Jan 21, 2010

EDIT: damn it ninja'd

I used alot of life potions... And some meth...

How did you know it would be jeff?

AgDr_ODST · Jan 21, 2010

I fist bumped people till my knuckles were bloody.

how did you watch two girl one cup and not puke?

CounterAttack · Jan 21, 2010

A ninja beat me to it and died of head asplosion, so I deleted the internets.

How did you win the Escapist Film Festival?