How did you do that?

Neonbob · Feb 8, 2010

I used five million rolls of duct tape.

How did you make your own kind of salami?

Ren3004 · Feb 8, 2010

With brains.

How did you name it?

Neonbob · Feb 9, 2010

I flipped a five hundred sided name die.

How did you join a club of black people as a whitey?

vento 231 · Feb 9, 2010

Died my skin

How did you find my cookies?

Hollock · Feb 9, 2010

Your a Terrible cookie hider, they were under the bathroom mat

how did you get get of the evil tiki spirit?

CounterAttack · Feb 9, 2010

I took the amulet off and threw it in the ocean.

How did you finish making Duke Nukem Forever?

j1-2themax · Feb 9, 2010

Lots and lots of scotch tape; hence, the poor quality.

How did you come up with such a stupid answer to that question?

TheIr0nMike · Feb 9, 2010

hur derp de derpity derp

Why did you do that in here?

ottenni · Feb 9, 2010

Toilet was taken.

Why did i have too make a poo joke?

Darth Caelum · Feb 9, 2010

Because you watched ' 2 girls one cup'

Why did I just say that?

oppp7 · Feb 9, 2010

Because you did.
How did you say that?

Neonbob · Feb 9, 2010

I opened my mouth and made noises.

How did you strip a plane in a day?

oppp7 · Feb 9, 2010

I ate all the metal parts.
How did you climb the Berlin Wall?

Neonbob · Feb 9, 2010

I used a ladder.

How did you miss your shot?

j1-2themax · Feb 9, 2010

The wind picked up right as I pulled the trigger.

How do you keep defying my word?

Neonbob · Feb 9, 2010

I'm immune to your brainwashing.

How did you get yourself on a council of elders?

oppp7 · Feb 9, 2010

I grew old people in a garden.
How did you usurp the throne?

Neonbob · Feb 9, 2010

I kicked the old king out of it. He was a useless monkey, though.

How did you steal my car and fix it?

Timotei · Feb 9, 2010

I whacked it with a wrench.

How did you spin me right round?

Ren3004 · Feb 9, 2010

I grabbed you by your ankles and spun you around.

How did you make me let you go?