How did you do that?

[Kud]

It had a hole.

How did you save that monkey?

 

[Neonbob]

I threw it into a safe cage.

How did you win a race?

 

[Sleekgiant]

I cheated okay

How did you not know

 

[Neonbob]

I was busy watching something else. I didn't know you were in it until this morning.

How did you cancel your haircut halfway through?

 

[Sleekgiant]

I only wanted half my head shaved

How did you make a gocart out of a grocery cart and some string

 

[Ren3004]

With a lot of patience.

How did you ride in it without crashing?

 

[Neonbob]

I've got balls of steel.

How did you validate your own existence?

 

[Ren3004]

I signed it.

How did you beat the final boss?

 

[Sleekgiant]

I sneezed on him

How did you recreate your favorite movie scene

 

[Neonbob]

I got three million dollars to do it.
:-D

How did you launch a space program?

 

[Sleekgiant]

I enlisted hamsters to pilot a rocket

How did you know I would succeed

 

[Neonbob]

It's not that hard to make a rocket.
So of course you would.

How did you subtract yourself?

 

[Ren3004]

I can see the future.

How did you fail?

 

[brtshstel]

I didn't. It was an ulterior motive to set forth a series of events that would result in me EPICALLY winning.

What did you throw that got sunk so deeply into his eye socket?

 

[Ren3004]

A car.

How did you lift an elephant above your head?

 

[Neonbob]

I used hydraulics.

How did you mess up the format of your question?

 

[Sleekgiant]

I wrote it in white

How did you become so evil

 

[HollywoodH17]

I woke up in a shipping container in my own mother's blood.

How did you hijack Air Force One?

 

[Neonbob]

I was born this way.
:-D
I called Clinton and he took it for me.

How did you find joy in suffering?

 

[Sleekgiant]

sufferjoying, I added extra letters

How did you know I'd do that