How did you do that?

[Fury Is Me.]

Snowboard

How did you not know I was an Olympic Snowboarder?

 

[Neonbob]

It's not like you have a medal around your neck all the time, y'know...

How did you miss all your trains?

 

[Neonbob]

Red bull is fucking AWESOME.

How did you make a fortune as a child?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

I NEVER COOKED YOU DINNER *****!

How did you crawl out of that TV and become a really bad Ring ripoff?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Nothing awful ever happened to me

How did that sword go through your gut?

 

[Neonbob]

I sneezed...I never said I was good with a sword, goddammit!

How did you mess up my entire childhood?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Neonbob.... I am your father... yes the very same father that abused you as a child! I. AM. SEPHIROTH!

How did you not figure this out from the beginning?

 

[Neonbob]

I...don't have a father, really.
I was just there one day.
YOU FIEND!

How did you stage a revolt?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

I got the French peasants toether back in the late 1800's

How did you cause 9/11?

 

[Neonbob]

Remote control planes are a thing of beauty.

How did you die of a heart attack?

 

[Neonbob]

A large snake and some barrels of oil.

How did you get wheels on your shoes?

 

[Neonbob]

Some serious legwork, a pack of kittens, and a hefty dose of truth serum.

How did you relate to me?

 

[Neonbob]

I focused for half an episode, then coughed.
Boom! Planet went away

How did you make my tank into paper?

 

[Neonbob]

I used a ladder and a pair of climbing hooks!

How did you make a truck out of clay?

 

[Neonbob]

I beat the rules of mechanics until they bent to my will and made a working engine out of a clump of crap.

How did you ruin my night?

 

[Neonbob]

I didn't! You broke in through the fucking wall and started flinging shit at me!

How did you get a nanny to show up?

 

[Neonbob]

I'm working on self control.
*twitches*

How did you go through all the reality shows?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

I literally went through them all with sword in hand and a charge.

How did you not see that response coming?

 

[Neonbob]

I try to block the bad answers.

How did you forge my identity?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

On an anvil

How did you create the term paradox?