How did you do that?

[Queen Michael]

I didn't cuz he's invisible. Duh!

How did you get Bruce Springsteen's autograph?

 

[Icecoldcynic]

I've been friends with him for a while before he was famous.

How did you kill that which had no life?

 

[LeonLethality]

By hitting it with a hammer

how did you blow up the sun?

 

[Queen Michael]

Technically, the sun is an explosion, so it took care of itself.

How did you capture the panda?

 

[Icecoldcynic]

I used a cunningly designed trap built with wood.

How did you get moon rock without going to the moon?

 

[darth jacen]

Ebay is a wonderful thing

How did you beat that chinchilla to death?

 

[The Infinite]

With my titanium spork.

How did you get that pencil stuck in your ear?

 

[darth jacen]

The Joker missed my eye...

How did you make a toilet out of chocolate?

 

[Queen Michael]

By practicing.
How did you find the hidden treasure of Sierra Leone?

 

[LeonLethality]

Metal detector

How did you make a snowman that big?

 

[Tiny116]

With a truck and a giant chimp imported from Black&White

How did you resist the money?

 

[darth jacen]

I didn... I mean will power

How did you watch tv?

 

[Queen Michael]

With my eyes.

How did you manage to play hooky and not get caught?

 

[The Infinite]

I made a clone of myself.

How did you cut that guys head of while keeping him alive?

 

[Tiny116]

Heart bypass is a mircle

How did you eat the head?

 

[LeonLethality]

Good ol' fork and knife

How did you break the clock?

 

[darth jacen]

with a light-saber

How did you defeat revan?

 

[LordMoose]

Fool him with trickery, or in a females case an attractive dance, and then punch him in the throat.

What do you do as a writer?

 

[axle 19]

I wrote a complicated series of fantasy novels set in a paradoxical multiverse.
Everyone has tits and is on fire.

How did you stop the grammar fail?

 

[Neonbob]

With a mace. And an eraser.

How did you rename your liver?