How did you do that?

[Neonbob]

Tiny little needles. :-D

How did you see the last ant?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

They beat the jellyfish in the race.
By getting ninja'd.

How did I get a jellyfish in my eye?

 

[Neonbob]

Well, I stuck your face in a bunch of jellyfish eggs.
Sooo...yeah.

How did you empty the benches?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

With a BFG 9000.

How did the benches survive the blast?

 

[KitsunetheFox]

They had the rule of cool.

How did I slip under the radar?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Cloaking.

How did you think that jellyfish laid eggs?
[sup]Medusa (free living jellyfish) bud off polyps![/sup]

 

[darth jacen]

I'm rather uneducated in Biology

How did you kill Solid Snake, and Nathan Drake? (And thank you for it by the way)

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

With a gun that shoots venomous snakes.

How did that armadillo scale the Eiffel Tower?

 

[KitsunetheFox]

He had the power of Swordchucks.

How did Black Mage destroy the universe?

 

[darth jacen]

summon fiery Apocalypse spell

How did you learn how to go invisible at will?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Spell books.

How did you forget that I was a mage?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

I didn't really care much after I reached the rank of Magus before you did 7 years ago.

How did you shave a pencil with the skin of your thumb?

 

[Neonbob]

My skin is really goddamn tough. :-/

How did you punch into the earth?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Uber falcon punch.

How did you kill an Eva with your bare hands?

 

[Omegatronacles]

Well, I'm glad you asked. When I was a small child I went walking in the woods. While I was out I found a magical lamp. I rubbed the lamp and a genie appeared. He granted me 3 wishes in exchange for releasing him. So for my first wish I asked for the complete ninja turtles figurine set. It was truly awesome. For my second wish I asked for a cup of water. I was thirsty. For my final wish I asked for the power to kill Eva's with my bare hands.

So know you know.

How did you tittilate that Oscelot?

 

[Neonbob]

I tickled it...I didn't know that was erotic to them.
I'M NO PERVERT!

How did you open a can with a sneeze?

 

[brtshstel]

I tied a string to the pull tab and to my head. When I reeled back to sneeze (ahh), it partially opened the can, and then when I violently threw forward (choo!), it opened it the rest of the way.

How did you open that steel soup can without a can opener?

 

[Neonbob]

I punched it with a knife. And the top was opened again. muahahaa.

How did you make an ad with five bucks?

 

[brtshstel]

I already had software and an internet connection. I blew the $5 on Doritos and Dr. Pepper.

How did you kill a case of Dr. Pepper so quickly?

 

[Metallgoth]

With a shotgun. I swear it was coming right for me.

How did you escape from Hades? Again