How did you do that?

[War Penguin]

I carved it from a gigantic block of steel from my awesomeness.

How did you get me a block of steel so giant?

 

[Omegatronacles]

EBay has many useful items, usually cheaper than RRP.

How did you find those steak knives?

 

[War Penguin]

I asked the department store clerk where they were.

How did you destroy all religions?

 

[Omegatronacles]

I did science to them.

How did you write the most successful webcomic of all time?

 

[War Penguin]

I just ripped off Penny Arcade.

How did you become champion of the internet?

 

[Omegatronacles]

I was the only candidate to apply.

How did you lose so much time?

 

[War Penguin]

I just threw a bunch of clocks out the window.

How did you dodge my attack?

 

[Omegatronacles]

I put all my stats into agility.

How did you escape from the doomed temple?

 

[War Penguin]

I just beat the final boss and an exit portal appeared.

How did you stop the moon from falling with in three days?

 

[Omegatronacles]

Every time it was in danger of landing on me I reversed time with my magical flute.

How did you fix your corrupt saves?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

With notepad...

How did you get a trade offers on the GTS to be so unreasonable? (People offering lvl 1 Ratata for a lvl 100 Mew...
Or people wanting to get a Ditto of lvl 9 or below whil you can't breed Ditto and the minimum level to catch them is 10???)

 

[S.R.S.]

Bitches don't know about my Pokeman skillz

How did you find your stay in prison?

 

[Neonbob]

I found it quite uncomfortable. And cramped.

How did you figure out how to slice open a gray rock?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I traced those odd lines...

How did you eat a live predator?

 

[Nouw]

Its kind of easy if you're an Alien you know...

How did you eat a live Alien

Spoiler: This one

 

[brtshstel]

It was easy. I have a stomach problem that causes me to make stomach alkaline instead of stomach acid. His acidic blood was actually very settling to my stomach.

How did you fit a square block into the circle-shaped hole?

 

[oppp7]

It was hammer time.

How did you cry when I used that pun?

 

[darth jacen]

with gusto

How did you defeat the alligator without ever touching it?

 

[Sketchy]

I used a rifle.

How did you get in my house?

 

[Neonbob]

I drove in through the wall.

How did you get on a plane while it was flying?