How did you do that?

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...

How did you eat the universe in one bite?

 

[Neonbob]

I was fucking hungry, goddammit!

How did you ruin a burger?

 

[Code Monkey]

Another long, boring slideshow, this one about the effects of fat over time.

How did you forget to finish your post? (Doh)

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I passed out.

How did you find the Ark of the Covenant.
[sup]Where's Space Spork?[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

I followed the map of the one true path.

How did you find a treasure?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I looked around.

How did we find Space Spork?

 

[Neonbob]

You launched a search, remember?

How did you get a pattern of an iris off a photograph?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Didn't I use my uber powers?

How did you become a revenant while still alive?

 

[Neonbob]

Stupid goddammn gypsy curse...

How did you become a mogul?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Lucks and a smexy princess.

How did my avatar disappear just now?

 

[Neonbob]

You blinked too hard.

How did you get an heir from a balloon?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Cheat codes.

How are you Still Alive?
[sup]Hurr hurr! See wut I did thar?[/sup]

 

[Gigaguy64]

Because it was a triumph!
[sup]herp derp, i made a funny too[/sup]
How did you repair that Xbox?

 

[Neonbob]

I wrapped a towel around it.

How did you light your fingers on fire?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Pyromancy.

How did this pyromancy go so horribly wrong?

 

[Gigaguy64]

Your INT was lower than your DEX

How did you breed that Gold Slime?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I have 10/10 luck, intelligence and willpower.

How did you confuse my stats so epically?
[sup]My INT is always x2+ my DEX and STR[/sup]

 

[Gigaguy64]

Your character sheet had Cheetos stains on it

How did you get that Bag of Holding?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I bought it for 20 Sovereigns.

How did you defeat Sovereign?

 

[Gigaguy64]

I gave him a time out.

How did you Acquire the Gravity Suit?