How did you do that?

[Vitor Goncalves]

I didn't, I just stepped back slowly while you were distracted and then ran for it.

How did you stop the comet?

 

[Robert632]

By looking at it.

How did you blow up a tank with a peice of paper and a toothpick?

 

[PurpleSky]

Made the paper into a tube and blew the toothpick as a projectile,how did you file your taxes?

 

[Tharwen]

I got my butler to do it for me. Then he went out and shot some local peasants with a hunting rifle.

How did you escape my butler?

 

[Nikolaz72]

I told the police that he was the one who did it.

How did you make the murloc cross the road?

 

[Neonbob]

I punted the fucker. Now my foot hurts...

How did you gain access to the overmind?

 

[Catchy Slogan]

I hacked into it with my mad hacker skillz. Yo.

How did you make grape juice when the world gave you lemons?

 

[TomCorf]

I went to Mars and bought some grapes.

How did you complete Duke Nukem Forever using only you ears?

 

[Catchy Slogan]

I listened to the sweet lies and bitter promises.

How did you find out the answer to the universe?

 

[Zeromaeus]

Google.

How did you make it past my death traps?

 

[Neonbob]

I used noclip. Your traps couldn't touch me. Fwahaha.

How did you get a sweet hat from the bitter haberdasher?

 

[Arestra]

I stole it using a clever ruse.

How did you find out my horrible secret?

 

[brtshstel]

Well, cocaine is one hell of a drug.

How did you make bacon taste even better?

 

[Neonbob]

I just made something up. Like I always do.

How did you rid your house of ants?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Ant eaters.

How did you turn into a purple fireball?

 

[Musclepunch]

A ate the purpelefireball berry found commonly in nepal.

How did you discover the zit on your nose

 

[War Penguin]

It became so big that it evolved a mind of its own and talked to me telepathically that it was present.

How did you lose at Tetris?

 

[brtshstel]

I thought it was a game where I was supposed to build a castle. I kind of got pissed when some of the lines started disappearing.

How did you make that coffee over the campfire?

 

[Neonbob]

I used a bunch of sticks to make a pyramidal shape and then put a cup with some coffee and water in it over the fire. Not that hard, really.

How did you get a dead band to play for your funeral?

 

[Gigaguy64]

The awesome power of my Voltekka resurrected them.

How did you get that Anime before it was dubbed?