How did you do that?

[Fury Is Me.]

I've been a good little boy, unlike you who's enjoying rape right now.

How did you cope with the fact that zombies devoured your parents and then they rose as zombies rigght in front of you?

 

[Neonbob]

Quite easily. I'm not all that attached to my family after all.

How did you make a bullet out of cotton?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

I took a giant ball of cotton the size off the empire state building and super compacted it.

How are you coping with the fact that VaudeVillainVeteran has passed you in the most post counts?

 

[bgg1996]

its how did you, not how are you.

How did you get dsilexia?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

I iddt'n Yuo idd.

How did you destroy Omega v.3.666? (Final Fantasy)

 

[bgg1996]

I hugged it to death.

How did you get chocolate on you a**

 

[Fury Is Me.]

You rubbed it on even though I was hitting you with a baseball bat tell you to "GET THE FUCK OFF ME HOMO!"

How did you become gay?

 

[bgg1996]

I didn't O.O

How did you change the topic?

 

[not_the_dm]

Years of practice.

Haw did you find your way home?

 

[RagnorakTres]

String Theory.

How did you collapse years of philosophical teachings into a microscopic slice of silicon?

 

[MrGFunk]

With a tiny tiny bubble etch tank.

How did you come to be here?

 

[Neonbob]

I was dragged here by the forces of the underverse.
That and a very boring day <_<

How did you make everyone speak in caps?

 

[Catchy Slogan]

I INVENTED A CAPS ONLY KEYBOARD AND BOUGHT OUT ALL OTHER COMPANIES THAT SOLD NORMAL KEYBOARDS.

HOW DID YOU SURVIVE YOUR ENCOUNTER WITH THE KILLER RABBIT.

 

[Robert632]

I beat it back with one of your caps lock only keyboards.

How did you invent cancer?

 

[Cermax 360]

with 3 rabid monkey hands 5 poptarts 2gater tails and a blender

how did u eat your pants?

 

[Neonbob]

Simple. I removed them, seared them in some butter, then doused them in a bunch of A1. That shit makes nearly anything palatable.

How did you get Mike and Ike to rename their candy?

 

[War Penguin]

Told them to make a new candy product, and stop producing Mike and Ikes. No one knew the difference.

How did you achieve a bronze metal when you won the race?

 

[C.G.B.S]

Murdered first two contestants

How did you end the cold war?

 

[S4rdonyx]

Put on a jumper.

How did you contract endometriosis?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

With this bananaphone.

How did you get that ancient machine to work?