How did you do that?

[MisterMojo]

You would be amazed what one can do with twelve pounds of crack.

How did you find my pants?

 

[Darth Caelum]

You'd be amazed what one can do with Thirteen pounds of crack.

How did you find my Large amount of Vintage Coconut Shells?

 

[deadguynotyetburied]

I followed the coconut fairies.

How did you get out?

 

[Yarpie]

With the classic formula of will, violence and vasoline.

How did you make that old lady fall upwards?

 

[deadguynotyetburied]

Two corks and a clothespin, she couldn't expel the hot air.

How did you get a copyright on the Bible?

 

[Darth Caelum]

Through over use of the Timey Wimey Ball.

How did you know I made the Old Lady fall up?

 

[deadguynotyetburied]

Floor was empty.

How did you get her hair to do that satelite orbit thing?

 

[Yarpie]

I attached it to the lady falling up. She got there in no time.

How did you convince the forest that green was out of fashion?

 

[deadguynotyetburied]

I plugged in my dvd player and started running Al Gore documentaries.

How did you build a dam in the middle of the freeway?

 

[Yarpie]

I built it in outer space out of derelict spaceships and then just plonked in the middle of the freeway, quite simple really.

How did you manage to turn the sky into a pair of glasses?

 

[deadguynotyetburied]

I have a very large head.

How did you get a prescription for hemlock?

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Hypnosis and some Ale.

How did you repair the 4th wall?

 

[MisterMojo]

I had Deadpool find it, then I used tape.

How did you survive the explosion?

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

A Fridge I hid under a table, like the videos said.

How did you repair the wind?

 

[War Penguin]

Got the trees to sneeze.
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How did you solve the Rubix Cube?

 

[MisterMojo]

I used a hairbrush, a viking helmet, and an inflatable penguin (all things I have lying around the house, by the way, thanks to my 13-month-old son.)


How did you solve the energy crisis?

 

[War Penguin]

I just turned off all of my lights.

How did you escape prison with only a spoon?

 

[MisterMojo]

It was kind of like the Shawshank Redemption, only with more poo.

How did you get so rich?

 

[War Penguin]

I robbed a bank Inheritance! Yeah, that's it. >_>

How did you figure out the identity of the greatest superhero ever?

 

[deadguynotyetburied]

"Figure out?" I AM the greatest superhero ever.

How did you get the toothpaste back into the tube?