How did you do that?

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By putting those mint looking things from the bar counter on there.

How did you make me go to a bar?

 

[Ren3004]

I dragged you down the street.


How did you think that wearing that would be a good idea?

 

[Sassafrass]

Hey. I like ass less chaps, OK?

How did I become 50 foot tall?

 

[Ren3004]

Steroids.


How did you get that many steroids?

 

[Baby Eater]

arnold schwarzenager is very generous

how did you not make a choppa joke?

 

[Ren3004]

I forgot.


How did you make me forget?

 

[Sassafrass]

Simple. I scooped out your brain.

How did your brain attack me?

 

[Ren3004]

I equipped it with a flamethrower.


How did you miss the flamethrower?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

It was invisible.

How did you stab me in the back if you were in a different country?

 

[Ren3004]

I have long arms.


How did you turn my legs to jelly?

 

[Metric Monkey]

A jelly ray.

How did you land on the sun without burning up?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By using a skill I picked up in runescape.

How did you make my fish turn into a scaly banana?
Edit: ninja'd but it works(?)

 

[Metric Monkey]

*Jedi mind trick* It was always like that.

How did you watch that hour long film in thirty minutes?
[sub]There's no fast forward.[/sub]

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By... being awesome like that...?

How did you leave me without options?

 

[Neonbob]

I removed your loopholes and watched you squirm.

How did you drink five gallons of water in three minutes?

 

[Baby Eater]

lets just say i peed....alot

how did you kill bill gates?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By making him broke.

How did you make that man broke?

 

[Baby Eater]

by removing his name from the stock options

how did you milk a fish

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By pouring a glass of cow milk and saying its fish milk.

How did you do a live shark?