How did you do that?

[Neonbob]

Magnifying lenses are awesome.

How did you get sand to light on fire?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I threatened to kill the sand's dog if it wouldn't cooperate.

How did you nuke so many whales without getting Greenpeace on your ass?

 

[Kuchinawa212]

I didn't only neonbob knows

How did he find all the nukes in the first place?

 

[Timotei]

I bought them from George Bush.

Where did you find the WMDs?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

In Neonbob's garage.

How did you annex China?

 

[Timotei]

I decalred it was annexed.

How did you hijack a submerged submarine?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

By disguising myself as Ron Perlman. No one can resist the Perlman.

How did you kill the G-man?

 

[Timotei]

With the H-Man

How did you escape the sinking ship?

 

[Kuchinawa212]

I used an escape pod last to save myself

How did you know those weren't the droids we're looking for?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I bombarded myself with gamma radiation, grew wings, and flew away.

How did you teach your printer how to love?

 

[Timotei]

I introduced it to GLaDOS.

How do I come up with a stupid question?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Take a hit of acid and ram your head into the wall until the thoughts start flowing like water.

How do I stop my brain from leaking out of my ears and being eaten by the possessed kittens?

 

[Timotei]

You don't season you brain with cat nip.

How do you make catnip?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

You don't. Catnip makes YOU.

How did you change the question format?

 

[Timotei]

I'm in Soviet Russia.

How did THE GAME lose you?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I fell out of its pocket.

How did you not repair the THE GAME's pocket properly?

 

[Timotei]

Used the money I got from winning THE GAME to pay pay for repairs.

How did you fix THE GAME?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I didn't. I just left it broken and withered in a ditch.

How did you survive arsenic poisoning?

 

[Pm0n3y]

By not thinking about it.

How did you win THE GAME?

 

[Timotei]

I beat Cho's record.

How did you run 35 miles?