How did you do that?

[Ren3004]

It was 2 pages long.


How did you survive without a heart?

 

[Neonbob]

I'm awesome like that.
My sheer willpower made my blood keep flowing.

How did you not get addicted to crack?

 

[Ren3004]

I never took it.


How did you eat so much?

 

[Neonbob]

I have a black hole in my stomach.

How did you escape the dog catcher?

 

[COR 2000]

It's a Superhero/Villain relationship, the villain never loses.

How did you end this thread by the post 2012?

 

[Ren3004]

I didn't.

How did you let the dogs out?

 

[COR 2000]

By yelling "W00t!" Repeatedly.

How did you evade your work to post here?
[sup]Speaking of which, I've gotta scram soon because of it, so bye for now![/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

I told my boss about this site, now he's always here.

How did you get so much money?

 

[Neonbob]

I stole it. From the mafia. Hahahaaaa!
And I blamed you by the way.

How did you lose control of your car?

 

[COR 2000]

I signed off and got a job!
[sup]Bye for now![/sup]

How did you make a New York monument your avatar?

... And I crashed due to browsing the web while driving.

And now I'm stuck in here, and losing conscious. Seriously: Can anyone.... Help.... Me.... Out?

 

[Ren3004]

With the power of the Internet.


How did you survive that crash?

 

[Ren3004]

By not posting an answer.

How did you make me cry?

 

[Neonbob]

I shot you in the kneecaps.

How did you become an administrator?

 

[Ren3004]

I shot the other candidates.

How did you shoot me?

 

[Neonbob]

I aimed and pulled the trigger. Ten times.
Not that hard.

How did you stand in gale force winds?

 

[Ren3004]

With lead shoes.


How did you swim with lead shoes?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By being anchored to the ground.

How did you ride the lightening?

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

I equipped my Iron Boots.
[small]There better not be a flood.[/small]

With a saddle.

How did you create a hurricane?

 

[Ren3004]

I blew really hard.


How did you escape the ninjas?