How did you do that?

[Teh_Doomage]

By sleeping with her.

How did you know about class?

 

[Cargando]

Elementary, my dear Doomage, a fellow must know about class, otherwise he is not a true gentleman.

How did you discover my secret Hello Kitty collection?

 

[Teh_Doomage]

I stumbled upon it while looking for more...secret things.

How did you know it was I who found it?

 

[Ren3004]

You left your fingerprints all over it.


How did you find out where I live?

 

[Cargando]

It was easy. It had a giant sign saying 'Ren's House' in the garden.

How did you conquer Mars?

 

[Ren3004]

It was empty and there was no resistance.


How did you fly to the Sun and back?

 

[Cargando]

Riding the Solar Winds with a SunSurfer baby!

How did you disprove the existence of the thing we used to call 'reality'?

 

[Neonbob]

I used my own brand of logic. And illogic. At the same time.

How did you keep your head from smacking into my bat?

 

[therealsomeguy]

I ducked.

How did you think that would work?

 

[Neonbob]

I was sneaking up on you...

How did your hand fit into a three inch pipe?

 

[Cargando]

Well, I won't say it wasn't easy. And alright, I lost a few fingers in the process, but it was worth it. [small/]At least, that's what the voices told me.[/small]

How did you survive that earthquake using three pieces of string, an unmarked box of matches, a corned beef pasty and a pirate copy of Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I also used magic.

How did you forget I was a mage, again?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By hitting you shield.

How did you cast a shielding spell so fast?

 

[Baby Eater]

setting it to a hotkey

how did you level up so fast?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By... Hi I'm Hail Fire! By editing the bloody post.

How did you make me feel like I already know you?

 

[Cargando]

Heh, mind control never gets old. [small/]Hmm, ninja'd... yet it still fits. Excellent[/small]

How did you fix my computer?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I just defragmented it.

How did you make it fragment?

 

[Cargando]

*Cough* With a big hammer.

How did you persuade me to burn the library down?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I was just convincing.

How did you muster the money to pay for that PS3?

 

[Cargando]

I sold my left hand, my right eye and my right hand. So, I'm less human, but on the plus side - I'm a pirate!

How did invent that machine that no-one can understand, yet assume it is the greatest invention in the history of mankind?