How did you do that?

[DJude]

i was a zombie at the time so i had no brains to be able to come to terms with wether i was surviving or not

how did you make that jump?

 

[Ren3004]

With a 1:450000000000 model of the Universe made of spaghetti.


How did you fill your room with spaghetti?

 

[Cargando]

Well, I tapped into S-space with a dimensional ripper, causing a wormhole to open one the ceiling thus allowing all the S-space matter to fill the room.

How did you survive falling off that building?

 

[Ren3004]

It was a 10 inch tall Lego building. Hardly fatal.


How did you survive being run over by that truck?

 

[Pm0n3y]

The truck didn't run over me, i ran over the truck.

How did you blow up a megazord by punching it with your bare fists?

 

[Ren3004]

I have explosive hands.


How did you make me tell the truth?

 

[Cargando]

I didn't. [small/]Technically.[/small]

How did you find the lost planet of Magrathea?

 

[Ren3004]

With a map. It's amazing no one thought of that before.


You stole my MacGuffin.

 

[Cargando]

In my defense, that's not a question.

How did you convolute the forum games list like that?

 

[Ren3004]

Apparently I has hitting my head against the wall.


How did you use mind control on me?

 

[pope_of_larry]

i haz a spell for that
how would i know if i was god?

 

[Ren3004]

Everyone you hate would suddenly die.


How did you know how I got these scars?

 

[pope_of_larry]

with the help of google

HOW DOSE I USE CAPS LOCKS

 

[DJude]

LIKE DIS

How did you kill that army of soldiers with only a ballpoint pen?

 

[pope_of_larry]

It was only a army of 2 it wint tho there eyes

how did you not know it was a army of 2.

 

[DJude]

because i assumed it meant that each soldier had played Army of Two at least once

How did you rip a hole in a hole?

 

[imp_spittle]

Because I can divide by zero.

How did you eat the alarm clock at 2am?

 

[pope_of_larry]

I set it to 1:30 so i'd be up when it's time to eat

how did you eat your own head?

 

[lodo_bear]

Well, after spending a long night, getting high with my friends, I had a wicked bad case of the munchies, and when I came home, I see this glowing red number display with blinking lights, it really held my attention, and I'm so hungry, I've got to eat something, and there's that blinking red number light, and I just had to do it, man, so I pick it up and sink my teeth into it, it tingled for a while, it was kind of a rush, man.

How did you discover the true question to the answer to the meaning of life?

 

[pope_of_larry]

i ask the compter it happens to be 42 i must have ask the wrong queston

how did you learn how to dance