How did you do that?

[Keepitclean]

I ate my greens

How did you break the slide on the playground?

 

[Neonbob]

I stomped on it until there were dents everywhere.

How did you colonize an underwater mountain?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

In this motherfucking crate with the motherfucking secret compartment. ************.

How did you survive getting struck by lightning eighty-nine times in a row?

 

[Neonbob]

I'm grounded very well.

How did you control a skidding car?

 

[Neonbob]

I channeled Gordon Freeman. He can disprove anything.
With a crowbar.

How did you banish an elder demon?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I disguised myself as the Easter Bunny.

How did you get those uranium fuel rods?

 

[koeniginator]

By entering cheat codes.

How do you get the cake?

 

[doopdoopdoopdoop]

What's a 'meme'? I've only had this computer for a day.
How did you scare off that mugger?

 

[Keepitclean]

I beat him with the solid gold dildo I carry around with me.

How did you eat that hat stew?

 

[therealsomeguy]

With a hat spoon

How did you revive this topic?

 

[Neonbob]

I just showed up once. I'm that good.
Oh yeah.
*poses*

How did you deflate my zeppelin?

 

[Ren3004]

With a pin.


How did you inflate it again?

 

[Ren3004]

In Kilimanjaro.


How did you get snow in your pants?

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

It's a long story.

How did you set your pants on fire?

 

[Ren3004]

It's an even longer story.


How did you learn to dodge questions so well?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I am a word acrobat, that's all.

How did you become an internet demon?

 

[Ren3004]

I sacrificed the blood of 72 memes.


How did you find so many memes?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

A meme data base.

How did you use that for evil?

 

[therealsomeguy]

4chan, nuff said

How did you foil my awesome evil plan

 

[Keepitclean]

With my mad bike skills.

how did you kill that rather large crab over there?