How did you do that?

[megatron2.0]

it wasnt


how did you get onto a unicycle do a wheelie, go 100 feet up, cure all the worlds diseases, flip back down while geting a fat person to lose 100 kilograms?

 

[Ren3004]

I hit the awesome factory and it blew up.


How did you fix the awesome factory?

 

[Ren3004]

By creating a paradox.


How did you manage to create a paradox?

 

[Ren3004]

I was safe in my secret bunker.

How did you find my present?

 

[Ren3004]

It's a big nerve. I could stick a truck to it if I wanted.


How did you get a truck to stick to my optic nerve?

 

[Ren3004]

Well, you didn't ask for it.

How did you steal my stapler?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By taking it when you were not looking.

How did you not notice it was gone?

 

[Ren3004]

I though you were just busy stealing presents.


How did you lose your sandwich?

 

[Ren3004]

I hid it in my pants.


How did you find the rabbit in my pants?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I saw something moving down you leg.

How did you escape from people who wanted to shout "that's just sick!"

 

[Ren3004]

I threw the rabbit at them.

How did you think I did that?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I did not, actually.

How did you get Thom Yorke's autograph?

 

[Ren3004]

You see, I had a rabbit in my pants and...

How did find out what that had to do with his autograph?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By ninja'ing you.

How did you get ninja'd by me, of all people?

 

[Ren3004]

By being really slow.

How did you become slower than me?

 

[Ren3004]

I inherited a morphine pipeline.


How did you hurt me, despite all the morphine?

 

[War Penguin]

Because morphine can't save you from Cthulhu.

How did you convince Cthulhu not to kill you?

 

[Ren3004]

I just got up and went merrily on my way.


How did you not arise from the dead?

 

[Ren3004]

I can read his mind.


How did you get 100% on the Impossible Ren3004 Quiz?

 

[Ren3004]

It's always a field.


How did you find out where I live?