How did you do that?

[Vrex360]

My house blew up, hence I had no choice.

How did you gain superpowers?

 

[Code Monkey]

WITH SCIENCE OF COURSE!!!


How did you guess the number I was thinking?

 

[Ren3004]

You said it was a number between 1 and 1.


How did you make that mistake?

 

[Ren3004]

I asked Santa for them.

How did you get your Christmas presents before time?

 

[Pimppeter2]

Santa found me to be very persuasive

How did you chug all that Eggnog?

 

[Ren3004]

I *hic* losht a *hic* betsh.


How did you winsh the *hic* betsh?

 

[Ren3004]

I jusht *hic* kicked itsh and it fleeeeeeeeeew!!!!!!


How did you get that egn- engg- uh eggshnogsh sho shtrongsh?

 

[Kud]

You told me where it was.

How did you hide your Vodnog?

 

[War Penguin]

I put a blanket over it.

How did you defeat the Covenant?

 

[KillerH]

with a spoon

how did you win the game?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

with Sasha of course

how did you sum up the courage to send the babies to fight?

 

[War Penguin]

I didn't have any soldiers left.

How did you win "I Want to be the Guy"?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I don't know what that game is

how did you beat it?

 

[Vrex360]

With my fists, mo fo!!

How did you bake a singing cake?

 

[War Penguin]

I put a singer in the cake mix and baked him alive. He doesn't sing well but he sings none the less.

How did you find Atlantis?

 

[Keepitclean]

I DIDN'T, IT BAKED ME.

How did you knock over that building over there?

 

[War Penguin]

Explosives solve anything.

How did you not see that giant boulder coming at you NOW?!?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I called in some favours by some dudes I work with

how did you not obey your master?

 

[War Penguin]

He didn't speak loud enough. I couldn't hear.

How did you destroy earth?

 

[Vrex360]

With the Sangheili armada, of course.

How did you manage to sleep with Penelope Cruz and Scarlett Johansson?