How did you do that?

[Pimppeter2]

Come on dude... Look at me?

How did you buy those cigarettes, your under age!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I did? Oh these? Tis stick candy! Cant you see from the "CANDY" label on the box, the promise of a free glow in the dark marvel sticker and the spider man drawing on the back?

How did you mistake my wholesome candy for something unwholesome?

 

[War Penguin]

I can't see.
... Wait, how the hell am i typing?

How did you cut down the tree?

 

[Captainguy42]

With a Herring.

How did you shut down Skynet?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

With a virus.

How did you get that crazy haircut?

 

[Pimppeter2]

Turn out My Russian Mail Order bride didn't actually go to medical school

Why Did yo buy a Russian Mail Order bride?

 

[War Penguin]

I'm lonely, okay?

How did you get me so lonely?

 

[Neonbob]

I stole all your companions and sold them on the black market.

How did you finance your surgery?

 

[Keepitclean]

Even a job at McDonalds can fund for a couple o' rufies and a scalpel.

How did you win the lottery 3 weeks in a row?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I stuck around until I saw the winners win then I stole their tickets

have ye seen the great while whale?

 

[Neonbob]

I have a psychic locked up in my basement.
How did I see it?
With a scope.

How did you polish an old man's forehead?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

with a cloth and a pocket of shoe shine

how did you lose your arm?

 

[Randoms]

in my stomach

How did you get so mean?

 

[Keepitclean]

It's not size its how you use them, nuff said

How did you swallow an entire cow?

 

[Ren3004]

It was a toy cow.


How did you get the toy cow back?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Patience, my good man, patience. AND A TONGUE LIKE A BULLWHIP!!!

How did you let me use Goat's catchphrase without him finding out?

 

[Neonbob]

I killed the kid who bought it.
...was that bad?
By being unaware of his catchphrase.

How did you get new vocal cords?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

They rebuilt me. They had the technology.

How did you manage to pay for all of those nukes?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

how did you not know that I can answer every post with that?

 

[War Penguin]

WithOUT SCIENCE!!!

How did you manage to save the world?