How did you do that?

Neonbob · Jan 3, 2010

I beat you into submission and then ripped it off your head.

How did you get stranded in a suburb?

A random person · Jan 3, 2010

It's a gated community.

How did you get fired from prison?

Neonbob · Jan 3, 2010

I hit too many people in the face with their own feet.

How did you make cafeteria food palatable?

A random person · Jan 3, 2010

Salt and MSG.

How did you discover what love is?

Neonbob · Jan 3, 2010

I met a girl!

How did you break even at a casino?

therealsomeguy · Jan 3, 2010

There was a machine made by a company called Even...i smashed the machine with a blunt object

How did you avoid the sea mines

A random person · Jan 3, 2010

Big balls of spikes on chains aren't too hard to see.

How did you win a free boat ride for 3 and make an outdated reference?

Neonbob · Jan 3, 2010

By bringing up waterworld.

How did you make me think for a few minutes?

Troublesome Lagomorph · Jan 3, 2010

I made a terrible pun that you did not get at first.

How did you not get that pun?

Neonbob · Jan 3, 2010

I closed my eyes and ignored it.

How did you skip yourself over water?

Neonbob · Jan 3, 2010

Mass hypnosis and some LSD. It's a very potent combo.

How did you manage to molest a porcupine?!

Troublesome Lagomorph · Jan 3, 2010

By being a dream in a butterfly's mind.

How did you make me say something weird like that?

I Stomp on Kittens · Jan 3, 2010

I laid an implausible trap and pulled off his mask.

How did you fit the Halo 3 elephant into your garage?

orangebandguy · Jan 3, 2010

It's bigger on the inside of the garage.

How is my garage bigger on the inside?

Ren3004 · Jan 3, 2010

I was doing yoga.

How did you make me SNAP?

Neonbob · Jan 3, 2010

I kicked you in the spine.

How did you get people to follow you off a cliff?

Ren3004 · Jan 3, 2010

I told them there were cookies in the bottom.

How did you believe me?

Neonbob · Jan 3, 2010

I love cookies...

How did you steal a coke bottle from the coke museum?

I Stomp on Kittens · Jan 3, 2010

I put a pepsi in it's place.

How did you get your leg severed!?

Neonbob · Jan 3, 2010

I wasn't paying attention during my chainsaw juggling routine.

How did you set the Hollywood sign on fire?