How did you do that?

[BENZOOKA]

I threw a flashbang and slapped it with a fish.

How did you destroy Jupiter?

 

[Neonbob]

I used Saturn.
They smashed each other to gas clouds!

How did you steal my momentum?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By tripping you.

How did you destroy a star 202,309,809 light years away?!

 

[Neonbob]

I have some serious willpower, y'know!

You made a really fucking stupid show!
EDIT: I just now realized that I mixed up games...FUCK.

 

[FieryButterfly]

Its not my fault that the directors wanted Barney to teach yoga to a bunch of seniors.

How did you escape the burning car with just a stick of gum?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I'm actually MacGyver.

How did you beat an invisible man in a fist fight?

 

[Neonbob]

I used my infrared visors.

How did you get a monkey to learn the English language?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

English? I thought I was supposed to teach him Japanese. Son of a...

How did you light the Sahara on fire?

 

[FieryButterfly]

Fire, lots of bug repellent, and gasoline

How did you dig yourself such a big hole?

 

[Neonbob]

I used several excavators.

How did you play a football game on your own?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Cloning machine. I keep it next to the nuclear stockpile and the transmogrifier.

How did you found out where they were keeping the Holy Grail?

 

[Neonbob]

I tortured everyone on earth until I found out ^_^

How did you erase your face?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Sulfuric acid. It's the chemical with 1001 uses!

How did you defeat international communism?

 

[Neonbob]

Lots of bombs.
They solve so many things!

How did you place your foot in a bear trap and survive?

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

It's prostetic!
How did you swim in lava!?!

 

[Neonbob]

I used a personal heat sink. It's surprisingly effective.

How did you bring peace to the warlike people of Behepust?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I told them that if they didn't calm the hell down, I'd start stabbing them in the neck.

How did you pull off a perfect Irish accent, despite being from Russia?

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

I studied lucky charms commercials for weeks upon weeks, till eventually, I had it down to a science.

How did you bake ALL THOSE COOKIES?

 

[Neonbob]

I used a bakery that was...evacuated for the day.

How did you make three new processes open in my computer?

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

I used to work at geek squad. Computers open their files for me.

How did you manage to keep the cat outside?