How did you do that?

[Neonbob]

I ripped its legs off and tossed it outside.

How did you unlock a door with your hair?

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

TONS of hairspray.

How did you fix the dishwasher?

 

[Baby Eater]

SCIENCE! and a wrench

how did you reverse gravity?

 

[Neonbob]

I just decided that I should one day.
And then I got bored and flipped it again.

How did you get me to leave my chair?

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

I lit the chair on fire.

How did you drink ALL THAT LEMONADE?!?!

 

[Baby Eater]

a beer bong.

how did you mistake a orphan for thanksgiving turkey?

 

[Neonbob]

I didn't. I just made you think that so you wouldn't call the cops.
>:-D

How did you put your face on every website in existence?

 

[Zelurien]

I found exactly where the Internets live and blackmailed them.

How did you whittle a lifesize version of Crash Bandicoot out of an oak tree?

 

[Neonbob]

I used little tiny chainsaws on my fingers!

How did you take people to lunch when you were completely broke?

 

[JPRanger]

I wore a metal guantlet with the word OWNED raised on the palm backwards.

How did you defeat chuck norris?

 

[LeonLethality]

By sending Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie, Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan on him lightning fast (yay for you if you get the reference)

How did you find your way out of the bottomless pit?

 

[Neonbob]

I made a side tunnel into the nearly bottomless pit.

How did you stab a knight with a pitchfork?

 

[FieryButterfly]

I called in a dragon to distract him and stabbed him from behind

How did you run over that dinosaur?

 

[Neonbob]

I used a monster truck covered in spikes.

How did you mix up the three containers that don't look alike?

 

[FieryButterfly]

I melt them together in a pot of boiling water.. Let's just say I no longer have a house now..

How did you freeze your best friend?

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

He tried to get away from me by going to his work and locking himself in the freezer. He was found 2000 years later by my robotic clone.

[small]Wow, that was wordy.[/small]

How did you bring back my dead...relative?

 

[Neonbob]

I used a lazarus pit.

How did you get yourself kicked off the volunteer team?

 

[FieryButterfly]

I was hitting on a little boy.

How did you ride that whale?

 

[Neonbob]

I strapped a rocket to it.


How did you skip the tutorial?

 

[FieryButterfly]

I jumped over a pit of boiling lava, dogdged a man eating lizard, swam across the Indian ocean and pressed the skip button.

How did you use the invisible pen?