How did you do that?

[Neonbob]

I curled up with a shotgun in a well lit corner.

How did you find Sunny D in your fridge?

 

[Code Monkey]

The gods answered my prayers.

How did you rid the world of evil?

 

[Penguins4Freedom]

By getting rid of Simon Cowell, of course.

How does one feast upon a lion while it's still alive?

 

[CounterAttack]

I went to Kenya.

How did you survive the World's Most Awesome Pillowfight?

 

[Neonbob]

I put bricks in mine.

How did you break the sound barrier with your feet?

 

[Glademaster_v1legacy]

By stamping lots.

How did you make the cake true?

 

[Penguins4Freedom]

By baking it. It was banana cake.

How did you solve the mystery of your existence?

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I prayed to God to give me an answer

how did you find your center of balance

 

[Jamienra]

By tugging on my ear while walking over a thin piece of wood

How did you learn that you could enter the cave of wonders

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I followed an arabian boy with a monkey and I got in?

how did you know the hunk o junk at the garage sale was a Genie's lamp

 

[Jamienra]

I fell on it, which rubbed it ever so slightly and a genie popped out

How did you know about my secret genie?

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I saw the genie pop out and stole the lamp.

how did I escape when no one else was around

 

[vento 231]

@jeminra I read your mind

How did u know about my mind reading power?

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I recognized your mind reading stare?

how did you become pants on head retarded?

 

[oppp7]

I hit myself with a shovel.

How did you stop the invasion of the mole people?

 

[Jamienra]

By covering the ground with concrete

How did you kill two birds with one stone?

 

[oppp7]

The stone was a mountain.

How did you make a chair dance?

 

[Jamienra]

By learning the mickey mouse's fantasia spells

How did you avoid the clash with the titans?

 

[Baby Eater]

By writing negotiations of the lawyers.

How did you swallow a car?

 

[oppp7]

By splicing myself with a snake.

How did you bring back the dead?